A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
"Human Beings are the only animals that stutter". she says.
A little girl raises her hand. ''I had a kitty-cat who stuttered'', she volunteered.
The teacher , knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the backyard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!
"That must of been scary", said the teacher.
"it sure was", said the little girl.
"My kitty raied his back, went "Fffffff, Ffffffff', Fffffff, Ffffffff.......
And before he could say "F**k", the Rottweiler ate him!"
2007-10-15 09:29:43 · 8 answers · asked by rainydaze 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
spell check- "raised" lol
2007-10-15 09:56:42 · update #1
hehe =P
definatley telling that to someone :)
2007-10-15 09:44:27 · answer #1 · answered by phill-e-pips 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-15 15:31:59 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it is very funny, only I've heard it!
2007-10-15 09:53:54 · answer #3 · answered by lilAudrey 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well i thought it was funny
and had a good laugh
pity about kitty though
what happened to its eight other lives
2007-10-15 09:38:47 · answer #4 · answered by itsa o 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
that was funny...lol...I can't believer someone didn't find that funny
2007-10-15 09:42:11 · answer #5 · answered by islandgirl God and family 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i think it's the funniest joke i've heard all day:)
2007-10-15 10:23:09 · answer #6 · answered by jennay1213 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hahhahahahahah
2007-10-15 09:38:35 · answer #7 · answered by Entrada de Datos 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2007-10-15 09:32:26 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋