Deep in your hearts you know you atheists really believe!
2007-10-15 09:29:37 · 23 answers · asked by average person Violated 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I would posit that this question is AT LEAST two drinks at once, n'est pas?
2007-10-15 09:43:18 · update #1
I'm having difficulty controlling my own laughter!
2007-10-15 09:54:53 · update #2
I do so love you all! Thank you for giving me a good chuckle! I really didn't think that a question this over the top would be taken seriously!
2007-10-15 11:28:23 · update #3
A Ha ha ha haaaaa...OMG you are SOOOO funny! ROFL! Thanks for giving my boring workday some excitement! Oh, I have to show this to everyone...
2007-10-15 09:33:05 · answer #1 · answered by AJ 6 · 12⤊ 1⤋
Children are usually corrupted by the people closest to them. Why? Because you don't pay attention to them. Or you do the opposite of what you say and expect the children not to follow your example.
For the record, Satanist, Humanist and Atheist are not the same. The same way Baptists, Methodist, Calvinist and Catholics are not the same.
I will do my best to show your children that believing in fables other than Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy is a waste of time.
2007-10-15 16:47:49 · answer #2 · answered by Dr. Wu 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm a Christian, and this is exactly the sort of thinking that I want to publicly separate myself from. Humanists are not Satanists. They are two very different things, if you'd only do some basic research. Additionally, atheists are not believers, and that's their right. Is it really a threat to you that the whole world doesn't believe exactly as you do?
2007-10-15 16:37:48 · answer #3 · answered by solarius 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Christians! Self appointed sole possessors of the redemption of all our souls! Why do YOU insist on corrupting MY CHILD?
Your dogma is 2000 years old, Philosophy's best attempt to defend it was probably Descartes, whose tenets leak like sieve.
And just while we're on the subject, the term "Satanist Humanist" is a complete oxymoron, it's just the same as saying "Satanist Christian" or "Satanist Buddhist" or even "Divine Satanist". Can you not accept that those who oppose your two millennia-old dogmas may just be fair, honest, loving and forward-minded people.
KEEP YOUR INDOCTRINATION AWAY FROM MY CHILD, I HAVE INDEPENDANT INTELLIGENCE WHICH I HOPE SHE WILL INHERIT. KEEP YOUR DIVINITIES AND SATANS TO YOURSELF, THEY ARE PART OF YOUR IMBALANCE.
2007-10-15 17:23:00 · answer #4 · answered by psymon 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Whoever told you humanists are satanists was lying to you.
Whoever told you humanists insiste on corrupting our children was lying to you.
Whoever told you atheists really believe was lying to you.
Of course, anyone with more than one brain cell would never have believed such ridiculous lies.
No one with even an ounce of human decency wouldn't continue to spread such lies.
2007-10-15 21:57:08 · answer #5 · answered by tehabwa 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I love the "satanist-humanist" label. Now I know what to dress up as for Halloween! All I have to do is search my heart....
2007-10-15 16:37:11 · answer #6 · answered by kwxilvr 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
A common error is to assume that everyone "really" believes what you believe, despite copious evidence to the contrary. Don't feel too badly about it. Many people make this sort of mistake.
2007-10-15 16:47:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Im convinced. Im giving up this life of atheism for a dedication to the one true god--my puppy. He shows me unconditional love and wants to be with me no matter what-even if he's just been scolded. Your God supposedly shows unconditional love, but if we dont fulfill his crazy requirements we're not allowed near him.
2007-10-15 16:38:04 · answer #8 · answered by Showtunes 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Sure, and the Powdered Donut Fairy just stopped by my house to leave a dozen luscious treats 'cause I was a good girl last year.
You don't know what's in our hearts, so stop trying to convince yourself that you do.
2007-10-15 16:34:18 · answer #9 · answered by ReeRee 6 · 10⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, you're the foremost authority of what's in my heart. Sure. I have no room in there for imaginary creatures. My heart is full with love for my family and friends.
2007-10-15 16:34:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
that's the the stupidest thing I've heard all day.
i spent the entire day hanging out with my drunk cousin who insisted to me for 45 minutes that he was actually a spider.
2007-10-15 16:34:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anachronism 6 · 9⤊ 0⤋