Stop Making Love?

Question

Shipwrecked on an island were a young wife, her boorish husband and a good looking sailor.

One morning the sailor climbed a tall coconut tree and yelled, 'Stop making love down there!'

"What's the matter with you?" asked the husband when he sailor came back down. "We weren't making love."

"Sorry" said the sailor, "from up there it looked as if you were."

Every morning after that, the sailor scaled the tree and yelled the same thing.

Finally the husband decided to climb the tree and see for himself. With great difficulty, he made his way to the top.

"He's right" said the husband. "It does look as if they're making love down there."

Answer 1

that a good one lol

Answer 2

XDDDD LOL, that was funny. I got some for Y-O-U.

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

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A man and a woman were happily married for many years, but one day, the man forgot it was their anniversary. So, the wife was mad. However, she said that he could make it up to her if, by the next morning, there was something in the driveway that could go from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds. So, the man called a gift company and talked to the man on the other line. They debated and debated, and finally agreed.

The next morning, she woke up and looked out the window, but there was no car in the driveway. She saw the Fedex man drop off a small wrapped package instead. She rushed out and tore the wrapping off...


Inside, there was a scale.

Answer 3

Haahahaha - funny! Who is she with though?

Answer 4

oh boy

Answer 5

i love it

Answer 6

hahhahahahahah

Answer 7

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Answer 8

I like that too..........lmao