for every sarcastic response they give here? what will you say when god asks you to explain yourself? hmmm? God doesn't have sense of humour, look at the christians, he made them in HIS HOLY AND GLORIOUS IMAGE!!!!
REPENT NOW LEST HE SMITE YOU!!!!
god forgives all our sins, ask forgiveness, the time of judgement is now, but you have to ask PRAY!!! NOW!!!!!!!
peace and love
///slaps\\\
2007-10-15 08:54:08 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
haha. none of you read the question.
2007-10-15 09:03:23 · update #1
I was calling christians humourless, but it might be the atheists too.
2007-10-15 09:05:28 · update #2
so, which god am I going to answer to?
2007-10-15 08:58:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
So you don't get it, right? It's like saying "hey, what are you going to do tonight when the boogie man crawls out from under your bed and wants to eat you?" Are you concerned about that? Do you lie awake at night wondering how Santa Claus actually fits down your chimney every Christmas? Because it's WAY TOO small for a fat person to get through.
2007-10-15 16:01:50 · answer #2 · answered by Ryan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, God better have some pretty damned good explanations for his actions if I end up dying and find out he's real.
Sure, I may have a few questionable, sarcastic comments on my resume, but he's got some real doozies he's gonna have to justify to me before I let that SOB off the hook.
2007-10-15 15:58:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
They will be very sorry. God will not be the one that is. The only thing that He will be sorry about is that they allowed them selves to be deceived for whatever reason.
That type of question holds the very attitude that repels people. If you are being a representative of Christ, you are not representing well. But, as you mature, you will see.
2007-10-15 16:06:40 · answer #4 · answered by stepphie aka Jesus Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW...I consider myself a christian, but it's people like you who are the reason why I avoid organized religion. MY interpretation of the bible is that we are to spread the GOOD words of God. I don't belive that it is anyone's place to try & "scare" people into beliving. Who are you to say when the time for judgement is?**** Hey there athiests...don't let people like this make you think that all christians are pushy & creepy!
2007-10-15 16:09:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your God is Imaginary. But since you believe he exists, do you think with so much going on in the world, he would be sitting around reading the answers and questions in R&S?
2007-10-15 16:01:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
After 1500 years I think that you should come up with a new conversion technique other than fear. How about love? Jesus mentions that more than he mentions hell or "smiting". I wonder if Jesus would even recognize many of the people that claim to speak his word.
2007-10-15 15:58:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
All Atheist here know about God and they will be judged and their punishment will be worst than for the one that never heard of God.
2007-10-15 16:04:28 · answer #8 · answered by Commander 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can we give any other response than a sarcastic one when you have posted such a sarcastic and ignorant question. Atheists do not believe in your god, so we do not believe in his retribution. So, you can rub your hands together all you want in glee, but it ain't gonna happen.
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2007-10-15 16:00:24 · answer #9 · answered by AuroraDawn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't want to hang out with a God who acted like you describe.
2007-10-15 15:58:29 · answer #10 · answered by Take it from Toby 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Abrahamic belief is actually the only thing that makes me believe that IF there is such a being, he/she/it has a great sense of humor.
2007-10-15 15:58:40 · answer #11 · answered by neil s 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋