He lays in the corner all day chewing up my George Walker Bush "Top Gun" action figure.
2007-10-15 08:46:38 · 13 answers · asked by 2 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm not trying to be rude, but what is the purpose of pointless questions like this one? Is there anything to be gained? I fail to see any value in these type of posts whats-so -ever.
2007-10-15 08:52:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Make it obey insane laws about what it can or can't eat, teach it about famous genocidal cats doing impossible things, make it feel continually guilty, force feed it wine telling it its the blood of god, push it into a cold little box with a tape playing of a cat voice laying down a load more laws, cover its cat box with tiny figures of crucified cats and beatific mother-cats and finally make it pray.
2007-10-15 08:52:57 · answer #2 · answered by Da 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I find that the easter eggs are best to teach dogs about Jesus.
There are sets of "eggs" out there that when opened, reveal a tiny item inside, an item that relates to Jesus's death (e.g. a whip, spear, cross, thorns etc.)
As long as your dog does not eat these, he will begin to learn about Jesus.
Take him to church as well. I know they can be fidgety on the seats, but its well worth it.
2007-10-15 09:26:58 · answer #3 · answered by CanadianFundamentalist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Holy Bible The King James version works best.
2007-10-15 08:50:24 · answer #4 · answered by Betty Boop Oop A Doop Atheist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's simple: Behave and you get your reward: food, a doggie biscuit or a chgew toy (heaven). If you disobey, you get punished (hell).
Clearly the theologists who came up with such a scheme either wanted pets converted, or did not think their flock any more capable than a dog.
2007-10-15 08:51:04 · answer #5 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dunk him in a pond and fill his wee little brain with nonsense, pretty soon hell be fasting and parading around like a madman, and he might even try to blow up the local kennel if they beleive in another doggie god.
2007-10-15 08:51:32 · answer #6 · answered by Seargent Gork 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny question! :-p Why don't you get crossed shaped biscuits and let him chew up a bible! :)
2007-10-15 09:26:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are kidding, right? Show him the video, "All dogs go to heaven." LOL
2007-10-15 08:52:00 · answer #8 · answered by redfeather1972 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get yourself some appropriate counseling and meds first.
2007-10-15 08:52:00 · answer #9 · answered by Flatpaw 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't believe in Jesus but i don't appreciate this kinda very stupid questions
2007-10-15 08:50:56 · answer #10 · answered by Heterodox Idiosyncratic Algerian 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋