Where have you been?

Question

One day, after having his dinner, a man decides to go down to the local bar to buy cigarettes. In the bar, he decides to order a drink and notices a beautiful blonde giving him the eye. He decides to go over and strike up a conversation. She invites the man over to her apartment for sex and he agrees. They go and they have the best sex he's ever had. He then realises that it is very late and his wife is going to kill him. He asks the blonde if she has any talcum powder and she hands him a bottle. He sprinkles powder all over his hands and rushes home. His wife immediately attacks him "Where the hell have you been? I thought you were only going out for cigarettes?" The man replies, "Honey, I'm sorry. I did go for cigarettes, but then I decided to have a drink. Next thing you know, this real hot blonde comes up to me and asks me over to her place for sex. Only a real dumbass would have said no to a hot piece like that, so I accepted, we got to her place and had every kind of sex possible. I'm really sorry, honey." She notices the powder on his hands and replies, "Do I look stupid to you, you son of a *****? I see the powder on you hands. You went out bowling with the boys!!"

Answer 1

boy oh boy that's a clever man. he sure knows his wife doesn't he. what a not so smart woman though!!

Answer 2

This is good, I heard a different version involving golf.

Answer 3

That was fantastic!! You keep me going until the very end. Thank you!!