I have a vacuous chatterbox of a co-worker who frequently talks about nothing but one day said something I'll never forget, because it is the stupidest thing I ever personally heard anyone say. She said: "I almost turned the heat on". How can you almost turn on something and why on earth would you tell anyone?
2007-10-15 08:00:48 · 7 answers · asked by tomleah_06 5 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
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2007-10-15 16:55:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This goes waaaaaaayyyyyy back.
I was listening to The Lone Ranger on the radio. (for you young 'uns, that means "no picture").
I heard the sound effects of a horse galloping. One guy asks the other "What is that?" and the other responds "It sounds like someone on a white horse."
Brilliant line, don't you think?
2007-10-15 15:50:18 · answer #2 · answered by open4one 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
What color was the white horse of G. Washington?
or...If u don't love me...I will jump..(she was on the first floor!).
2007-10-15 15:10:35 · answer #3 · answered by Gambit-Xeneise 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
.... one day at work... work for a fortune 100 company... a female i work with got a new car.. i asked her what kind of car did she get she said i kid you not... a car.. you know the ones lower to the ground. i had to walk away.
2007-10-15 15:09:09 · answer #4 · answered by Mel 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
"Miss, is it possible to attach giant fans to the tectonic plates to move them around?"
2007-10-15 15:08:27 · answer #5 · answered by Project Pat 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you dial 911?
2007-10-15 15:08:10 · answer #6 · answered by Pamela B 5 · 9⤊ 0⤋
what color is the blue one?
2007-10-15 15:03:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋