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Bare in mind that Jesus would turn the other cheek.

2007-10-15 07:42:57 · 26 answers · asked by Definately Maybe 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Chuck Norris.

2007-10-15 07:45:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

Probably Jesus. The antichrist is burdened by having to define himself against Jesus, so Jesus (being an aspect of God) could presumably decide to be the biggest badass in the universe, forcing the antichrist to be a cringing, towel-sucking wimperoo.

Also, since Jesus has already been crucified I reckon he knows a lot about pain. The antichrist has had it easy, being mollycoddled down there in hell for all these millennia. Personally I suspect Jesus would seriously represent. But then I'm an atheist.

2007-10-15 19:28:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

According to what I read, Jesus would return as the King of Kings and therefore the Antichrist wouldn't have much chance.

Turning the other cheek was actually a massive insult in the time of Jesus and not a sign of forgiveness.

2007-10-15 14:51:14 · answer #3 · answered by Nexus6 6 · 3 0

I would beat the Antichrist because Jesus has done so much for me, that is the least I could do for the man.

2007-10-15 14:51:09 · answer #4 · answered by general_jimbo 3 · 3 1

Jesus turned the other cheek to His tormentors already. So who will win? That has already been answered...

Revelation 20:10
The devil, who deceived them, was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beast and the false prophet are. And they will be tormented day and night forever and ever.

2007-10-15 14:47:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Jesus will win:

Then cometh the end, when he shall have delivered up the kingdom to God, even the Father; when he shall have put down all rule and all authority and power.
For he must reign, till he hath put all enemies under his feet.
The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death.
For he hath put all things under his feet. But when he saith all things are put under him, it is manifest that he is excepted, which did put all things under him. 1Corinthians 15:24-27

2007-10-15 14:55:27 · answer #6 · answered by Molly 6 · 2 0

Jesus is god, no-one is more powerful than God ,even though they may think they are. So there is no doubt who would, and who will, win when the time comes.

2007-10-15 15:29:16 · answer #7 · answered by A.M.D.G 6 · 0 0

Jesus would fight fair, but the antichrist would fight dirty. So i say the antichrist unfortunately

2007-10-15 14:46:50 · answer #8 · answered by njay 3 · 0 3

Read Revelation and find out who wins.

2007-10-15 16:29:12 · answer #9 · answered by bigvol662004 6 · 0 0

Read the book of Revelations....

the King of Kings Wins.......

2007-10-15 14:51:47 · answer #10 · answered by coffee_pot12 7 · 3 0

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