A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".
Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows".
The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asked, "And what are those"?
The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?
2007-10-15 05:25:07 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lolol you keep on telling them ,I love them very much girl... I am laughing
2007-10-15 05:55:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let me guess. "Oh we sure do. Ours are twice as big too!"
lol
2007-10-15 05:30:10 · answer #2 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Seciously, please consider your own BLOG or Web site.
2007-10-15 06:46:03 · answer #3 · answered by 'Old & Cudley' 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋