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2007-10-15 04:51:13 · 13 answers · asked by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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So I took this psych class from a guy named "Charles Norris" (no relation.) and he would wear these stellar t-shirts with dragons screen-printed onto them.

I'm pretty sure that one of the BV requirements is that you take all of your classes from guys named Chuck. Double credit if their last name is Norris.

2007-10-15 08:48:12 · answer #1 · answered by alwaysa(ducky)bridesmaid 4 · 1 0

A Bachelor of Violence (BV) in Chuck Norris Studies can be completed by studying only one subject.

Pain.

2007-10-16 10:22:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Join the University of Delta Force and Walker Texas Rangers! They offer a variety of Chuck Norris related studies, including a PhD in *** Kicking!

2007-10-15 04:58:29 · answer #3 · answered by average person Violated 4 · 2 0

Cross Chuck Norris. He'll demonstrate.

2007-10-15 07:59:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

The Norris School of Violentology.

2007-10-15 04:53:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

You have to be buried alive in a supercharged Dodge Ramcharger, then regain consciousness, miraculously escape, waste the bad guys, make out with the chick, and bury your dog. In that order.

Remember, when Chuck does pushups, he's not pushing himself up, he's pushing the earth down !

(Lone Wolf McQuade, THE Chuck Norris movie)

2007-10-15 04:58:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

in case you like to examine approximately Chuck Norris, why no longer pass to the source fabric: Chuck Norris's video clips and television series? on the college there is not any longer something they are able to certainly tutor you approximately him which you do no longer already be attentive to. the subject is they could grant you an built-in the direction of Chuck Norris analyze, yet this application is taught via countless professors interior the fields of functional Chuck Norris analyze (gaining knowledge of the utility of the training of Chuck Norris in everyday life), Theoretical Chuck Norris analyze (gaining knowledge of the concepts in the back of the training of Chuck Norris), and history of Chuck Norris (gaining knowledge of the form and unfold of Chuck Norris's teachings). The professors in those 3 fields are purely arguing with different professors of their own field, and have not any pastime in any respect interior the questions that certainly count: who's Chuck Norris? how can we grow to be like Chuck Norris? So yeah, basically use college to examine a commerce (I hear wood worker is robust) and study to word the training of Chuck Norris interior the aforementioned college of no longer undemanding knocks. except of direction you like to grow to be a professor of Chuck Norris analyze your self, yet come on, what do you think of Chuck Norris might do?

2016-11-08 09:33:02 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Evolution.

Nihilism is now justified.

2007-10-15 04:55:18 · answer #8 · answered by Lucid Interrogator 5 · 2 1

Chuck Norris doesn't study textbooks, he glares at them till they give him the information he needs.

2007-10-15 04:59:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 7 0

I want a Bachelorette in Vile Temptress roundhouse kicking.

2007-10-15 06:07:44 · answer #10 · answered by Cinthia Round house kicking VT 5 · 4 0

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