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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."

2007-10-15 04:36:28 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

that one was brill

2007-10-15 04:43:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes very good the old ones and the best ones

2007-10-15 04:40:01 · answer #2 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0 0

good 1 pmsl 10/10 x

2007-10-15 05:17:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol, it is humorous. this is yet another one that would make you chortle... a guy and spouse have been making use of on a rustic street and that they have been given in a controversy. a jiffy later they pass a pig farm; the spouse, nonetheless mad, factors to the pigs and says "oh look, those could desire to be kin of yours," "sure" the guy respond's, "yet their in-rules"

2016-11-08 09:24:26 · answer #4 · answered by moscovic 4 · 0 0

Now that's funny. Here is a STAR. You deserve it.

2007-10-15 05:26:02 · answer #5 · answered by Kevin H 7 · 0 0

Love it.

2007-10-15 06:08:05 · answer #6 · answered by Crazy and Lovin It 4 · 0 0

I like alot (lol)

2007-10-15 04:47:34 · answer #7 · answered by mica 3 · 0 0

i like

2007-10-15 04:44:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol very funny

2007-10-15 14:03:59 · answer #9 · answered by Kimmy Girl 1 · 0 0

haha

2007-10-15 04:47:14 · answer #10 · answered by t. B 5 · 0 0

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