2007-10-15 03:45:27 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
no you will still be here to experience everything in Revelations. Are you brave enough to read it?
2007-10-15 03:48:58 · answer #1 · answered by brian 2 · 3⤊ 4⤋
Of course! When it happens, ask for me, and I'll get you to the front of the line and have a backstage pass ready for you and your friends. Okay? (Bring the mouse with the tin foil hat along--I think he's cute.)
2007-10-15 11:09:23 · answer #2 · answered by philosophyangel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you don't believe the Bible (I Thessalonians 4: !4 -18 ,I Corinthians 15) you'll need more than a tin foil hat.
2007-10-15 10:53:34 · answer #3 · answered by AngelsFan 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
We have gone over this time and again. I am somewhat dissapointed in you...
It Is Aluminum Foil, Not Tin.
2007-10-15 11:22:47 · answer #4 · answered by Adonai 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should refuse to go if you are not allowed to keep the tin foil hat. And watch out for David G - I suspect he covets it!
2007-10-15 11:00:11 · answer #5 · answered by LillyB 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
No because when the rapture happens, I'm taking all the cool stuff.
And I've got my eyes on that hat, baby.
2007-10-15 10:55:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Aren't loaves and fishes involved the rapture?
I don't know about you, but salmon grilled in a sealed tin foil hat with some butter and garlic tastes amazing.
2007-10-15 10:49:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
nope! you wont need it anyway:) you will be in a perfect place. Im sure God has a tin foil hat up there:)
2007-10-15 10:52:23 · answer #8 · answered by footinmouth3 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cats won't be going in the rapture. Not even cats with tinfoil hats.
Sorry.
Don't be too disappointed, though...nobody else is going to be whooshed out of here, either. We all just have to tough it out till Jesus calls for the end of time. Meantime, there is this rat with a tinfoil hat I need you to see about....
2007-10-15 10:51:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
There will be more avaunt guard fashion there... foil just wont cut it!!!
2007-10-15 13:09:25 · answer #10 · answered by unix 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry bud.......Lil' Tin Foily will have to stay behind. BUT why would you want that when you are going to be with jesus?!?!? The streets are paved with Gold........Mansions.....Crystal clear waters...............
2007-10-15 10:53:20 · answer #11 · answered by aLøhå LuVeR 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋