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I am afraid for my dogs soul. I don't want him to go to hell, so I am asking you guys for advice. Below are some examples of my dogs immoral behavior:

1. He is not monogamous.
2. He has "special relationships" with other male dogs at the park.
3. He sniffs other dogs butts.

Can someone please tell me how to get my dog to exhibit more Christian-like behavior?

Serious Answers only please. Thanks!

2007-10-15 01:53:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

15 answers

lOl! Thank you for the laugh! I adore a great sense of humor! Great question!

2007-10-15 02:19:55 · answer #1 · answered by sandra b 5 · 1 0

Well, I think you're worried over something you shouldn't worry about. There is no hope for the poor puppy because Christianity does not believe animals have souls I say let him enjoy his immoral behavior because he isn't going to enjoy any sort of afterlife.

2007-10-15 09:16:35 · answer #2 · answered by ivy91189 2 · 0 0

Dogs are the most "Christian "of all creatures because they will love you unconditionally
As far as your your list of offensive behaviors , such behaviors are not limited to dogs many religious folks do those things too

2007-10-15 09:09:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Take the dog to church and have the priest baptise the dog in holy water.

2007-10-15 09:05:36 · answer #4 · answered by sudonym x 6 · 0 0

Dogs do not have the same kind of soul or mind as people have therefore they cannot obey the same rules as we do therefore they do not have the same rules as we do because we are all fearfully and wonderfully made and God would not and does not set rules for anyone that they cannot follow.
Therefore you do not need to worry about your Dogs soul

2007-10-15 10:58:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Ok, serious answer you request, serious answer you shall get. Dogs were not meant to behave in a Christian or godly manner. All of God's creations were made for a special purpose. The animals were made for a) food, b) clothing, c) to perform work, or d) human companionship. Only one creature was made for fellowship with God: mankind. Because of this, man was made in the very image of God. Thus, God imposed certain standards upon man that were never imposed on the animal kingdom.

Was that serious enough for you?

2007-10-15 09:00:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 4

If christians were more dog-like the world would be a much better place.

2007-10-15 09:01:29 · answer #7 · answered by Murazor 6 · 4 2

OK, when did your dog learn how to read and understand what the Bible says? When did your dog learn to understand the concept of sin and repentence?

I think you need more help than your dog.

2007-10-15 08:57:55 · answer #8 · answered by kaz716 7 · 0 3

Your dog needs to find a good owner.

2007-10-15 09:00:34 · answer #9 · answered by Lynnemarie 6 · 1 2

Dogs are much more Christian than most people, I suggest you learn to tolerate his idiosyncrasies and emulate his behaviour.

2007-10-15 08:57:05 · answer #10 · answered by PROBLEM 7 · 4 1

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