☻Mary Mary quite contrairy how does your garden grow? Listen you prat i live in a flat so how the damn do i know.
☻Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son.
☻Mary had a little lamb & tied it to a pylon a 1000 volts shot up its a ss & turned it into nylon
☻Mirror Mirror on the wall.Whos the fairest of them all?The mirror laughed & den it spat- It sure aint u.u ugly prat!
2007-10-14 23:19:57 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He! he! he! on a roll are you....
2007-10-14 23:22:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes, funny! My rating: 1-3 3 being worst first one: 3 second one: 1 third one: 2 My dad said that he's read that (#2) joke before and he just laughed so hard. My mom said that's what marriage is like after a few years.
2016-05-22 16:40:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ever heard of Andrew Dice Clay?
mary, mary quite contrary. trim that bush. its so da*m hairy.
Jack and Jill went up a hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with two fifty.
Mary had a little lamb. thats what she gets for f*cking a sheep.
Little Boy Blue, he needed the money.
there was an old lady who lived in a shoe. she had so many kids, her uterus fell out.
three blind mice. see how they run. where the f*ck are they going?
Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. Jack burned off his f*cking d*ck.
2007-10-15 01:36:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
More x-rated?
Mary had a little lamb, she also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb, but I've never seen her bare.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could see Jill's fanny
He got a shock to see a nob, 'cos Jill's a f*ing tranny
2007-10-15 01:26:15 · answer #4 · answered by claude 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! Let me try...
Little sunny water,sleeping in the corner
with your spouse to eat a mouse
on a piggy biggy bay!
Do- a child upon a hill
re-peat from pre-k 2day
mi- the one that is so smart
far- away you live today
so- you make so funny jokes
la- i've nothn 2 say.......
2007-10-14 23:35:31 · answer #5 · answered by Hubert Y 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant pmsl thanx 10/10 x
2007-10-15 00:00:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd say about a 6 cause I definately laughed a few times there :) lol
2007-10-14 23:23:28 · answer #7 · answered by Alice 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The third ones the best.
2007-10-14 23:36:07 · answer #8 · answered by Widgi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I gave you a star for that, you made me smile on a Mon! Like the first one the best. x
2007-10-14 23:22:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...these are the best short jokes I have seen in a looong time!
2007-10-15 01:42:25 · answer #10 · answered by I Pity You Fool!™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like them all except the 3rd one,lol,enjoyed the laugh though,thanks :)
2007-10-14 23:26:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋