The Madam opened the brothel door to see a rather slick looking, well-dressed, just past middle-age gentleman.
"Can I help you?" the madam asked.
"I want to see Natalie," the old man replied.
"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..."
"No, I must see Natalie."
Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charges $1,000 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills.
The two went up to a room for an hour, whereupon the man calmly left.
The next night he appeared again demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts...it was still $1,000 a visit. Again the man took out the money, the two went up to the room, and an hour later, he left.
When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the man: "No one has ever used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
The old man replied, "I'm from Philadelphia ."
"Really?" replied Natalie, "I have a family who lives there."
"Yes, I know," said the old man. "Your father died, and I'm your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."
Moral: Some things in life are certain: taxes, death, and being screwed by a lawyer.
2007-10-14 22:25:43 · 11 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Giggle giggle tee he he Ha Ha ha, its the way you tell em. Love Jo xx
2007-10-15 01:00:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had a similar sort of thing happen to me, except I was caught with my bum hanging inside the window. No amount of pressing on my belly button would release my rear end, so I had to hide it under a blanket during my prison term. As my bum was not technically a prisoner, it had rights and privileges that I was denied. For example, my bum was allowed to smoke, watch television and even had conjugal rights.
2016-05-22 16:38:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats prolly the greatest way to give someone their inheritance....and mess with em at the same time... ;-)
good one.
2007-10-14 22:57:39 · answer #3 · answered by rhay ♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you done it again pmsl 10/10 x
2007-10-15 05:36:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol.10/10.Hahaha.That was awesomely brilliant.What a nasty yet clevvvvver attorney.He got the service for free?.Hahaha.I can't believe that.Are all lawyers like him.............hmmm......I wonder?.
2007-10-15 01:56:47 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha.. killing 2 birds with 1 stone.
2007-10-14 23:19:47 · answer #6 · answered by hotbodfun 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha, awesome!!That was a total shocker!!
2007-10-14 22:35:03 · answer #7 · answered by Gable's gourmet green goblet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good i loved that have a star
2007-10-15 05:40:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!! :-)
2007-10-14 23:22:53 · answer #9 · answered by JinMu 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe!
so true!
2007-10-14 22:51:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋