Superman is flying around one day and he's feeling kinda horny. So he finds Batman sitting on top of a building and drops down to ask him where the best place to get a screw.
Batman proceeds to tell him that Wonder Woman is a great screw. Superman then tells him that he couldn't do that to her because they have been friends for too long, says goodbye and flies away.
Superman then sees Spider-man swinging around and flies next to him while he's swinging and asks him who the best piece of a** is. Spider-man tells him that he hears Wonder Woman is good and tells him to look her up.
Disgruntled Superman takes to the air and flies about. He then notices Wonder Woman lying in a field naked and spread Eagle. He thinks to himself 'I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of that so fast she'll never know what hit her'.
So, he flies down, does his business and in 4 seconds he's 100 miles awayaway. Wonder Woman looks up and says "What was that?" Invisible Man says: "I don't know but my god damn ar*e hurts!"
2007-10-14 20:04:01 · 19 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-10-14 20:18:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow!!
thats really an awesome love superfly Heros story ....
its great...
so to me, it shows that all the fly dudes like Batman ,Spiderman and Superman are all WonderWomans lovers huh!!... coz they all know where to go once they feel kinda Horny.....hahaha.
i bet she does them good!!
2007-10-14 21:01:51 · answer #2 · answered by Elizabeth N 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sooooo,,,everyone's screwing wonder woman,,{except for superman},,,,,where can i get the queue number??? I want in too,,,,,
2007-10-15 05:13:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a classic that i've heard but its still gd. hahaha..
2007-10-14 20:08:47 · answer #4 · answered by hotbodfun 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
another golden oldie but funny
2007-10-14 23:46:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Repeated from last week, sorry
2007-10-14 21:10:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao ok that was sort of weird but funny lmao
2007-10-14 20:13:12 · answer #7 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny very funny have a star
2007-10-14 21:02:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't usually like sexual jokes but I did actually LOL thx!
;)
2007-10-14 21:49:10 · answer #9 · answered by cauliflower 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-10-14 23:59:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋