2007-10-14 16:24:39 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I've been a loyal subject of our noodly master, and I expect I'll be pleased with the pasta bounty he bestows me.
2007-10-14 16:31:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
As our Noodly Master is a very easy-going Spaghediety, you really wouldn't need to say anything. As the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster clearly states, there is no real hell anyway, so if your life hasn't been as pure as the driven snow, you're still not going to end up somewhere really horrible.
2007-10-15 06:12:28 · answer #2 · answered by Cardinal Fang 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Pastafarians Don't Rest on Their Laurels." [Enlightenment Institute; Page 126; The Gospel of the FSM]
2007-10-14 16:30:46 · answer #3 · answered by burton160w 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Un sempliciotto attraente. Squisito.
2007-10-14 16:31:01 · answer #4 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I will beg his noodliness for forgiveness for my sins against him and hope that he will see that I am truly ashamed of my behavior. I pray that he will not judge me too harshly.
RAmen
2007-10-14 16:29:49 · answer #5 · answered by paganmom 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I'll ask for extra Parmesan Cheese.
2007-10-14 16:27:17 · answer #6 · answered by Justsyd 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I would tell him that I faithfully ate pasta until my thighs bulged with cellulite...that should gain me entrance into any of his realms.
RAmen
2007-10-14 16:28:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Aha- Prego's Wager.
I'm still drinking.
*Cheers*
2007-10-14 16:26:15 · answer #8 · answered by Pangloss (Ancora Imparo) AFA 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
I will say "thank you, Noodly Master, for being so Just and so Kind! RAmen!"
2007-10-14 16:28:09 · answer #9 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
This is MY United States of WHATEVA!
ps You taste good.
2007-10-14 16:27:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋