Can you list some "Anti-Mormon Facts"?

Question

yeah, like the Chuck Norris Facts.... that was my inspiration for it.

Ok hatazzz what are the best AMF that you can come up with???

To my fellow Mormons, what it the most stupid AMF you've ever read?

Answer 1

When Mormons fall in water, Mormons don't get wet. Water gets Mormons.

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Mormons to go around.

Mormons were what Willis was talkin' about.

Mormons always know the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego

Mormons invented black. In fact, they invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Evangelists invented pink.

When you're a Mormon, anything + anything is equal to 1. One pass along card to the face.

In the beginning there was nothing...then Mormons roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

It takes Mormons 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Mormons live in Utah.

Simply by pulling on both ends, Mormons can stretch diamonds back into coal.

Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Mormons can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Mormons instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as The Mormons roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s *** halfway through the first chapter.

Mormons eat beef jerky and crap gunpowder. Then, they uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which they use to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."

Mormons can touch MC Hammer.

Mormons can get to the celestial kingdom, and Chuck Norris will be there too.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

We have multiple wives

We don't believe in God

We don't believe in the Bible

All Mormons are going to go to hell

The religion is a cult

quote a credible source Bobby Jim. We don't bash your religion so don't tell lies about ours. If you want to know what we believe then go to www.lds.org or www.mormon.org. Don't put words into our mouths before checking it out!! On the first page of www.lds.org if you will see a picture of God. If we don't believe in him then why is he there genius??

"God has a body that looks like yours, though His body is immortal, perfected, and has a glory beyond description. He knows you personally and loves you more than you can comprehend. To help you find happiness in this life and guide you to return to live with Him, Heavenly Father provided a plan called the gospel? of Jesus Christ, a guide based on the life and teachings of His Son, Jesus Christ. " <--www.mormon.org

Taranto: Have you heard of the father, the son and the holy ghost. sometimes called the "Holy Trinity" Are you your father?

Answer 4

Also, the ever ready fact, that anti Mormons feel that they have the right to slur, and slander the church in any fashion, that they wish! Not to mention, they can take anything Holy, and make fun of it! Do you never tire of that?

Answer 5

Earlier today someone said that we believed that Christ lived in America until he died. Last time I checked Christ died over in Israel, and then he came to America. Unless I understand resurrection and eternal life wrong, he couldn't die a second time... So I have no clue how they came up with that.

Answer 6

Sure -- how about Jesus is not really God, so Mormons are wrong.

Of course, that belief has other implications. . . .

Answer 7

Here's a whole web site of them.

http://www.carm.org/lds/lds_doctrines.htm

Answer 8

"Mormon's have horns"

"Mormon's are polygamists"

"Mormon's don't use electricity"

"You have to live in Utah to be a Mormon"

etc. etc.

Answer 9

AMF?