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zero, they don't have hands


LMAO!! Do you get it???

2007-10-14 14:41:38 · 13 answers · asked by lindsey p 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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lol... you know what forrest gump says....

2007-10-14 14:52:12 · answer #1 · answered by Ũniνέгsäl Рдnтsthέisт™ 7 · 3 0

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but they'd have to be really small.

2007-10-15 01:37:00 · answer #2 · answered by Goychie 5 · 1 0

How many californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?





Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hottubs.

2007-10-14 21:54:43 · answer #3 · answered by open4one 7 · 3 0

Hmm.. if it's zero then the light bulb won't get screwed right........

2007-10-15 05:52:57 · answer #4 · answered by greenwhite 4 · 0 0

The one I've been chasing for the past 40 yrs. does !!

Regards,
Batman

2007-10-14 21:50:02 · answer #5 · answered by The Uncanny Comic 5 · 0 0

But their sleek flippers are amazing. The answer: 1 :)

2007-10-14 21:57:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Ask Opus!

2007-10-14 21:45:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That was a 'flipping' terrible joke!

2007-10-14 21:57:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Have you heard the one about the priest, the rabbi and the drunk guy....? Oh.....nevermind.

2007-10-14 21:54:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

cute. I like your avatar~

2007-10-14 22:44:18 · answer #10 · answered by 11:11 pm<3 4 · 1 0

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