the first one says "Jesus". They are immediately smashed by a giant can of Milwaukee's Best.
2007-10-14 13:43:47 · 8 answers · asked by jordan c 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tacky but funny!
2007-10-14 13:53:57 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 4⤋
the following is the actual shaggy dog tale: 2 Jewish adult adult males walk into an institution who's usual provider is to promote alcohol to persons the age of 21 and over. After a unmarried fortnight had exceeded, they receive the deed to suggested institution. or. 2 Jews walk right into a bar, 2 weeks later they personal the position.
2016-10-21 04:21:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Chinese man comes into a New York Bar.
He heads straight in to the bar with a biiiig
Afro-American serving and says,
"One Beel please !"
The barkeeper grin is even bigger,
"Oh no, oh no - that is not the proper way
to purchase in AMERICA, - go try again"
"One Beel please !"
"HAHAHAHAHA - uhuh - but no NO."
He walks around the bar and pads the
Chinese on the shoulder, "Look laddy,
you go behind the bar and I'll show you."
Done as said, the barkeeper approaches
with a big smile and shouts, " One BEERRR:"
The Chinaman replies, "Negloes alen't selved hele."
2007-10-14 14:10:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 13⤊ 3⤋
ha
2007-10-14 13:48:44 · answer #4 · answered by Mango 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
don't get it...=/
Two Jews walk into a bar....they buy it! -that's my favorite one =)
2007-10-14 18:50:20 · answer #5 · answered by וואלה 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
haha lol..
2007-10-14 13:56:00 · answer #6 · answered by *♥sugar♥* 5 · 2⤊ 4⤋
lol
2007-10-14 13:49:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
ok...................
2007-10-14 13:48:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 2⤋