A young Christian today told me I had my head on backwards. Of course, I am on vacation, so I just smiled at him. Of course it got me to thinking about things, and I don't remember the feng shui lady who arranged my house telling me that my head was on backwards. So , my question is, when I get home, should I call my feng shui lady and tell her to get her eyes checked?
2007-10-14 12:39:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Nah. Don't call her.. she will just tell you to install another mirror and shuffle the plants around a bit. Anyway if your wondering whether your head is on backwards... just lift your shirt a lil.. (why can I imagine you doing this?) .. and if you can see your navel.. it's all good. What colour is the belly button fluff?
2007-10-14 15:18:24 · answer #1 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Rule out dyslexia first. As far as your feng shui consultant, help her with the log in her eye. Isn't she the one that messed up your decorating goal by not properly arranging your fire extinguishers?
2007-10-14 23:32:35 · answer #2 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was young, my mother took my head off a few times, but it always went back into the right position. How did you manage to get your head on backwards? Mine won't go that far around.
2007-10-14 19:42:52 · answer #3 · answered by Blue girl in a red state 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
darling.....
it isnt your head that is on backwards ... it is your body that is the wrong way round
silly Christian
but yeah check in with your feng shui lady .... it may mess with the flow of your chi
2007-10-14 19:42:19 · answer #4 · answered by ☮ Pangel ☮ 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Well, one way you can be totally sure. If you can look down and you see your butt and not - ahem - that other part of your anatomy, then your head is indeed on backwards.
Call an exorcist if this happens at the same time you are vomiting pea soup you've never eaten.
2007-10-15 00:52:34 · answer #5 · answered by Cheese Fairy - Mummified 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
on being christians, they preach love, but obviously that christian was not so christian at all mocking you like that. yet again, without religions, the middle east would be at peace.
regarding your fengshui lady, i don't think you should get her eyes checked. i think you should get yourself checked, since you are the person who hired her in the first place. i am sure that she did her best doing your home.
2007-10-14 22:52:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
nah, that's letting her off too easy. I'd have told her that her head was so far up her azz she could probably see daylight out the other end.
the little brat
2007-10-14 20:48:33 · answer #7 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Was the christian suggesting that you are possessed? If so then you should be able to just spin it right back around...
2007-10-14 20:35:40 · answer #8 · answered by Praire Crone 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The young xian is the blind fool.
2007-10-14 22:46:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
woow your head is flexible huh?? :o
~have a nice day~
2007-10-15 07:10:51 · answer #10 · answered by RoChEr 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋