"No one knows DEPRESSED™'s middle name. Not even Chuck Norris"
-I really don't know
2007-10-14 12:29:12 · 18 answers · asked by DEPRESSED™ Volatile Tempter 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You have a point there, Pangel.
"No one knows DEPRESSED™'s middle name. Except for DEPRESSED™. "
2007-10-14 12:34:37 · update #1
I'm guessing Severely is your middle name. LOL. God knows everything (including the exact number of tea bags you have stolen in your lifetime, you vicious scoundrel you). Hugs!!!
2007-10-14 20:32:04 · answer #1 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Phoenix, huh? I'm your neighbor in Chandler! But, to answer your question, NO, God doesn't even know your first name. He doesn't operate that way. Each new baby that's born is assigned an ethereal recognition amplifier ( ERA. It's where we get the word "era" which describes a lifetime. Are you following me? Well, stop following me or I'll call a cop.) So, if you're depressed, a signal from your ERA transfers to God and he acknowledges it, usually by having liquor go on sale. Trust me. He knows what he's doing!
2007-10-14 12:40:20 · answer #2 · answered by goaltender 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Matthew 10:29 Are not two sparrows sold for a farthing? and one of them shall not fall on the ground without your Father. 30 But the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Since He knows these things sure he knows your middle name.
2007-10-14 12:38:18 · answer #3 · answered by kyle g 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Believe me, Chuck Norris knows your middle name.
2007-10-14 12:36:34 · answer #4 · answered by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Alfred
2007-10-14 12:32:39 · answer #5 · answered by Link strikes back 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God knows the number of hairs on your head!!!
2007-10-14 20:43:31 · answer #6 · answered by shellyangelwolf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God knows all
2007-10-14 12:34:21 · answer #7 · answered by supergirlfantasy11 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nobody, and I mean nobody, knows Darth's middle name, not even Darth.
No lie.
2007-10-14 13:55:37 · answer #8 · answered by Darth Cheney 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I know your whole real name it's "Humperdink Tango Fangboner"
2007-10-14 17:20:12 · answer #9 · answered by Harry Hood 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, He knows.
Look at jeanmarie's answer.
He knows that as well.
2007-10-14 12:34:37 · answer #10 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋