.Doctor has a look and says " are you stressed at all?" Man replies "no not at all, i love my job and life is great" Doctor says"hmmmm what do you do in your spare time?" Guy replies "watch porn and eat cheese wotsits"
2007-10-14 12:01:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
http://www.dave-edwards.com/chubbysworld/jokebook/display.php
2007-10-14 12:08:03 · update #1
The punchline for phebus's joke was starred-out. it is:
1: Well how come you know so much about black co-ck and nothing about white pu-ssy?!
2007-10-15 00:18:42 · update #2
omg.as i read that i was taking a swig of beer and almost choked on the f*cker..........................
2007-10-14 12:32:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's funny!
Person 1: There are three black roosters sitting on the fence. How many beaks do they have all together?
Person 2: Three?
1: Yes. How many wings all together?
2: Uh, six, right?
1: Right. And how many feet do the three black roosters have all together?
2: Um, six?
1: Very good. Well, next to the three black roosters is a tiny all-white kitten. How many whiskers are on its face?
2: What? How am I supposed to know that??
1: Well how come you know so much about black **** and nothing about white *****?!
2007-10-15 00:55:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep. Typical bloke.
Watches the porn, never offers his wotsits to anyone else until he thinks there's something that should be looked at.
2007-10-14 19:43:14 · answer #3 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-14 19:19:46 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
took me a while 2 get it
2007-10-14 19:28:45 · answer #5 · answered by Albanian52 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That a funny one, yuk disgusting too, lol
2007-10-14 19:06:15 · answer #6 · answered by northcarrlight 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Were they the sup*rsize ch*ese W*TSITS with a big h*le?
2007-10-14 19:16:28 · answer #7 · answered by thom t 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was funny 20 years ago when i was in primary school
2007-10-14 19:09:52 · answer #8 · answered by cabhappygaz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Repeated from last week, sorry
2007-10-15 04:11:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eughhh! CHEESY!
2007-10-14 19:05:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
caught red handed .lol
2007-10-14 19:27:57 · answer #11 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋