A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyser tube for me."
The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to accompany me to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
"Well, then we'll take a urine sample."
"I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."
"Alright, then I need you to come out here and walk along this white line."
"I'm sorry, officer, but I definitely cannot do that."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."
2007-10-14 11:31:33 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha ha
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2007-10-14 11:34:39 · answer #1 · answered by Shmooks 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! That reminds me of the video of a guy taking a DUI test and he's doing awesome, the officer asks him how he does it and if like a professional dancer or something, and the guy says "Naw, I'm just drunk".
2007-10-14 12:56:29 · answer #2 · answered by Mako 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2/10 - It is funny.. I didn't laugh out loud though.
2007-10-14 11:36:04 · answer #3 · answered by Kinipela 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
2007-10-14 11:43:44 · answer #4 · answered by Senator John McClain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually called my mom long distance to share this one with her, it was sooooo good! Thanx. *
2007-10-14 12:16:53 · answer #5 · answered by philisopheyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry but you could see the punchline coming from a mile away
2007-10-14 11:58:45 · answer #6 · answered by portsidepat 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha lol
nice onee lol
2007-10-14 14:03:04 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-10-14 11:44:11 · answer #8 · answered by hello world 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha this if so funny lol.I'd say this is one of your best jokes
2007-10-14 11:41:36 · answer #9 · answered by MAVSFANATIC41 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's scary that people like that are really driving on the road. Thanks for the laugh! Love it!
~Candice~
2007-10-14 11:49:57 · answer #10 · answered by Candice 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow
2007-10-14 11:38:04 · answer #11 · answered by Stace! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋