An Irishman walks into a bar in Cork, Ireland and asks the barman which was the fastest way to get to Dublin. The barman replies, "Are you walking or driving?" The Irishman says that he is driving. The barman says, "Well,that's the quickest way then!"
2007-10-14 11:30:41 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Christine...I'm sure you just don't have a sense of humour.Never mind.
2007-10-14 11:37:43 · update #1
good one. soundslike something i would tell someone.
2007-10-14 11:39:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A tourist in Cork asked an local " Which way to Dublin mate?" " O you can't get to Dublin from here " said the man.
2007-10-14 19:20:51 · answer #2 · answered by strawcats 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
heres a joke for u
i love this one
One American, one Japanese and Banta Singh were sitting naked in the sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The American pressed his arm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him
questioningly.
"That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his
ear and spoke briefly into it.
When he finished he explained, "That was mobile phone. I have a microchip in
my hand."
Banta Singh felt decidedly low-tech. So as not to be outdone, he decided he
had to do something just as impressive.
He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet. He returned with a piece
of toilet paper hanging from his backside.
The others raised their eyebrows...!
"Will you look at that," said Banta Singh. "I'm getting a fax!"
2007-10-15 03:19:16 · answer #3 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with you about Christine, but this is a repeat of a joke told last week, sorry
2007-10-15 04:13:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-10-15 02:59:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 lol
2007-10-14 19:32:51 · answer #6 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a typical Irish joke and lol nice
2007-10-14 18:55:14 · answer #7 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! That sounds like me!( the bartender part i mean)
2007-10-14 18:49:19 · answer #8 · answered by KT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's rather feeble.
2007-10-14 21:23:37 · answer #9 · answered by Spotlight 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny right there, I don't care who you are.
2007-10-14 21:15:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋