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2007-10-14 11:28:15 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

(((Fallen Angel)))

Sure I do, Doug. And when I do, I log out for a while :P

2007-10-14 11:37:01 · update #1

(((Well Read Dragon and sherl)))

2007-10-14 23:00:34 · update #2

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Lets all drink Clorox to cleanse ourselves from within!!!

2007-10-14 11:30:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6 1

Haven't you ever sung Nothing But The Blood Of Jesus? The thing I can't figure out, though, is how come he said "Except ye eat my flesh."?
If his blood sufficeth, then what's the flesh for? Excuse me if this seems a little creepy.

As for your comment about Clorox, that's getting mighty close to blasphemy...

2007-10-14 11:33:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Just confess then your soul is clean like george W bush

or use holy water in your shampoo

2007-10-14 11:50:43 · answer #3 · answered by Lord Think Clear 2 · 2 0

Clorox only left my sin whiter, and didn't remove it at all....

Try OxyClean... it removes all sorts of stains, including iodine and blood...

2007-10-14 11:37:35 · answer #4 · answered by the_kitten_trouble 2 · 2 0

No, Clorox works on physical clothes. Your only hope is the spiritual clothes that are freely given by the Lord Jesus Christ to every one who repents and believes.

2007-10-14 11:32:50 · answer #5 · answered by Horton Heard You! 4 · 0 2

No, but you could use atheism, or any non-Christian religion. "Original sin" is only a Biblical concept, and therefore doesn't apply to non-Christians, just like Hindu concepts don't apply to non-Hindus, etc.

2007-10-14 11:33:04 · answer #6 · answered by gelfling 7 · 4 0

Yes, it's what Mary used to get a "stain" off her dress in the manger

2007-10-14 11:31:17 · answer #7 · answered by FORMER Atheist Now Praising FSM! 3 · 5 1

no no no the Goddess will bet mad at you if you use bleach with chlorine in it, SO bad for the environment!!!!

H2O2 and some baking soda, and you will be restored to purity AND be ever so politically correct.

2007-10-14 13:43:02 · answer #8 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 3 0

CLR works better on the rust stains.

Get A Grip
:)

2007-10-14 11:31:46 · answer #9 · answered by Get A Grip 6 · 3 1

Aren't those orange based cleaners safer?

2007-10-14 11:35:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

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