accused of dropping litter in a public place.
The magistrate listened to all the evidence then conferring with his colleages on the bench declared 'Guilty' as charged.
Then he carried on 'as punishment for this crime, you will be taken to a place of execution and hanged by the neck until you are dead.'
At this, the prisoner fainted clean away.
The court officials rounded on the Magistrate and asked what on earth was going on, he couldn't do that, had he gone completely mad???? I know, I know, he replied. But I've always wanted to say that!!
2007-10-14 11:24:24 · 15 answers · asked by Kitty Katty 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha....cute one!!! Here's a star!
2007-10-15 15:45:44 · answer #1 · answered by Liz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-22 10:16:27 · answer #2 · answered by courts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I woulda dropped a pile of litter right there in the court
2007-10-14 11:45:56 · answer #3 · answered by Don't Panic! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, it isn't so funny, but, I bet the prisoner doesn't litter anymore!! (unless it was in his pants --ha ha)
2007-10-14 11:43:29 · answer #4 · answered by sheek Txn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I may have a funny sense of humour but I thought that was good
2007-10-14 12:00:07 · answer #5 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-14 11:32:54 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
oh my word.. you know as i began reading the hanging part, i thought what the hell.. haha.. this is in the joke section how on earth can you make it funny after saying that... haha
but imaging the guy fainting made me laugh soo much .. HAHA
Poor guy
2007-10-14 11:32:23 · answer #7 · answered by Beautiful - 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I have been in car accidents that were funnier than that. But dont stop posting jokes.
2007-10-14 11:27:30 · answer #8 · answered by goatslunch 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I like that one
2007-10-14 21:16:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's funny. I don't care what anybody says.
2007-10-14 11:37:52 · answer #10 · answered by Jinxyblue 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋