2007-10-14 11:22:47 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A mailman is going to retire after 30 years on the same route. When he gets to the one house, the lady of the house invites him in, gives him breakfast, makes love to him & gives him a dollar.
The mail man is confused. He asks her, "Lady, I've been delivering your mail for 30 years. Today, you bring me inside, make me breakfast, make love to me & give me a dollar. I don't understand."
The lady replies, "I told my husband this morning that you were going to retire, so I asked him what we should do for you. he said, 'F**k him, give him a dollar'.....breakfast was my idea."
2007-10-14 11:48:34 · answer #1 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Andrea couldn't find a file the boss wanted, so she asked where she could have possibly put it, and I told her she had filed it under 'Y', and she said 'Y?' And I said 'because!'
2007-10-14 11:34:30 · answer #2 · answered by Ford 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the auditors (accountants) cross the road?
Because that's what they did last year.
2007-10-14 11:44:47 · answer #3 · answered by Senator John McClain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋