A Sergeant and a Private were patrolling the streets in a Irish town near the Northern Irish border. There was a 9.00 PM curfew in place with orders to shoot on site anyone who disobeyed. Suddenly private Slattery shoots a man walking down a lane. The Sergeant screams, Slattery its only 8.45, why did you shoot him, Slattery replies, well I know where he lives and he would never have made it by 9 o'clock.
2007-10-14
11:11:34
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