I plan on my CO2 being absorbed into the leaves of plants and algae and being converted into oxygen. Then I want to get breathed up by some really beautiful woman and get in all her good parts....
Yeah, that's the afterlife for me...
Perhaps I should be buried so my other organic material can be of greater use but cremation will get me into a hot chick faster and cut out the whole inside a bacteria experience.
2007-10-14 10:56:53 · 17 answers · asked by NONAME 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Right now, you're living in a fantasy world with such thoughts. When we die, we go to a spirit world to await our resurrection of body and spirit and then our judgment by Christ.
During the spiritual abode I intend to continue to spread the Gospel of Jesus Christ, through His authorized priesthood, to those having had no opportunity to accept or hear of His word.
What will you be doing again?
2007-10-14 11:19:43 · answer #1 · answered by Guitarpicker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
But isn't that really part of life itself? I mean, yeah, you're dead but everyone else is alive, right? Usually, when I hear the term 'after-life', it's addressing a world that will follow the one in which we currently live. Guess it has a lot to do with religion, but for me religion and science one, so eh.
Anyway, would getting into a woman's 'good parts' be as fun when you're dead? Woud you even realize you're there? You won't have any senses, right?
2007-10-14 18:02:16 · answer #2 · answered by the red phoenix 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I want to be cremated and sprinkled on the garden every once in a while. Whenever my loved ones feel like it, they can dust this or that with me. Or, they can make fancy jewelry out of my ashes.
2007-10-14 18:01:09 · answer #3 · answered by Go Girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dude, have you ever tried sex with a cloud or smoke,like man it is a non happening!.you will be part of a chemical concoction that is governed by nature and physics with zero senses or feelings.wow,these jihadist suicide bozos are in for "nothing".no virgins,no feelings........all our bodies become part of the earthly chemical bath.here is a thought for you-all the people that ever lived and died on this planet are still here.you are drinking and eating them everyday!
2007-10-14 18:08:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will be reduced to ash and distributed over the outfields of several minor-league ballparks.
2007-10-14 18:10:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would like to come back as rain. The main resource that is relied on by all.
2007-10-14 18:03:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds good to me. I plan to find the ecstacy in the center of the onion.
2007-10-14 18:00:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Feed the worms?
2007-10-14 18:00:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I plan on haunting people. Mwahahaha!
2007-10-14 17:59:41 · answer #9 · answered by Megegie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I plan on learning much more than I learned in my life.
2007-10-14 18:06:09 · answer #10 · answered by Claudia A 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋