How To Shower Like A Woman:
1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to bathroom.
3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat.
4. Get in the shower. Look for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
5. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins
6. Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
7. Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes.
8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red raw.
9. Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash
10. Rinse conditioner off hair (this takes at least fifteen minutes as you must make sure that it has all come off).
11. Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead.
12. Scream loudly when your boyfriend/husband flushes the toilet and you lose the water pressure.
13. Turn off shower.
14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
15. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small African country. Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel,
16. Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit. Attack with nails/tweezers if found.
17. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
18. If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and then rush to bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting dressed.
2007-10-14 10:38:15 · 10 answers · asked by daffydd max 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
As opposed to us blokes who:
Take clothes off and leave them where they land.
Turn on shower and climb in.
After 2-3 minutes of lathering up with Lynx, rinse and then turn shower off.
Take towel and scrub dry, like we're doing some kind of mad dance.
Walk along landing and hope to god your woman sees you.
Step right back into the clothes you discarded a few minutes ago.
2007-10-14 10:45:51 · answer #1 · answered by Rolsy 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
And what is wrong with that. Just cos it takes men 2 minutes to shower, and that includes their private bits.
2007-10-14 17:46:17 · answer #2 · answered by Lisa T 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jaffa cake body wash? I'd lick myself clean!
2007-10-14 17:43:25 · answer #3 · answered by scooter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-14 19:38:27 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. hahahahahahahaha
2007-10-14 18:03:18 · answer #5 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like this one, i heard it before, have you read the how to shower like a man one...now THAT is funny
2007-10-14 17:42:20 · answer #6 · answered by zeldieuk2002 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious and all too true!
2007-10-14 17:43:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha..that is cute, and true in some cases!
2007-10-14 17:43:20 · answer #8 · answered by sally 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnsTEfpx68uQYygaqyDRdu1JBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20070818133921AAREX2n
2007-10-14 17:42:09 · answer #9 · answered by Johnny 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry are you on the right site ?this is question and answer.
2007-10-14 17:42:53 · answer #10 · answered by Spot 6 · 0⤊ 5⤋