A lady approaches her priest and tells him "Father, I have a problem. I
have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one
thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some
fun?'"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your
problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put
them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the
bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible
phrase and your female parrots will learn the joys of praise and
worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responded.
The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house.
His two male parrots are holding the rosary beads and praying in their
cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and
the female parrots say "Hi we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put
the beads away, brother. Our prayers have been answered!"
2007-10-14 09:58:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
YOU ARE STILL AMAZING WITH YOUR JOKES!!!! YOU ROCK!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOOLOLOLOL!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-10-14 13:43:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woman goes into a pet shop and enqiures to buy a Parrot. The assistant tells her that he's only got one left and that she can have it for £100.
"But"!! he added "I must warn you - his previous owner was a Madam in a house of ill repute".
"That's ok"! the woman says - "I'll take it anyway"
When she got it home the Parrot said "Ah!!, different brothel - different Madam"
The woman replied "This is no brothel and I am no Madam"
After a while the woman's wo daughters came to visit for the day the Parrot said "Ah!!, different brothel, different Madam, and different prostitutes"!!
The woman repeated "This is no brothel, I am no Madam and these are my Daughters"
Later on, the woman's Husband came home from work the Parrot chirped "Ah, different brothel, different Madam, different prostitutes... Oh hello daffydd, Nice to see you again"!!
2007-10-14 10:14:59 · answer #2 · answered by daffydd max 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
i'm no longer there so i in my opinion can no longer say for particular. yet of course something has disillusioned him. Is he close to a window? perhaps he say a individual or a poultry of prey outdoors. perhaps a duck or different poultry. Do you have visitors over or yet another animal is prowling aroud the cage? Like a cat, a canine or a fascinated baby? perhaps he basically needs out or some form of nutrition. perhaps he needs your interest. wait until he stops screaming and then take him out and freshen his nutrition, perhaps supply him his fav fruit. we don't prefer to enhance his habit of screaming so purely take him out or supply him a manage while he's unlikely loopy ^.^ wish that enables
2016-11-08 07:44:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-10-14 19:50:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its definitely a good joke, one of my fave's but was on Y/A week before last
2007-10-14 21:52:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-14 13:09:19 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol quite funny 8/10 i wud say!
2007-10-14 10:05:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
YES!hhahahahahahahah(hysterical laughter)
Is that one still round daffydd max? (it is also funny though)
2007-10-14 12:05:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh nice
2007-10-14 12:07:47 · answer #9 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
one of my all time favourites.have a star
2007-10-14 10:07:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its wil go down well with my mates at work.
2007-10-14 10:24:11 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋