Where can I purchase a missile defense shield for my safety?

Question

I'm the target of assassination by the terrorist regime of Israel because I oppose and reject the jewish state and don't recognize it as a legitimate country.

Answer 1

Cute.
Google star wars military systems
for a start.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategic_Defense_Initiative
for some real fun weapons that work
Read this:

http://www.area51zone.com/abm/index.shtml
Why yours won't work, but, if you take a look at the world's top scientists, like Iran's one in charge of the Mars Mission...
well India, Russia China No Korea all the players may be able
help out. Good luck.

Answer 2

I really think you asked this question to the wrong man. I am a retired U. S. A. F. Officer and B52 pilot (by the way I am also Jewish). I am not a Zionist, I am a proud American. Your BS question shows direct signs of paranoia, hearing voices, seeing things that are not there, and total melt down of your brain cells. Israel is a legitimate country, authorized by the United Nations in 1948.

Why can there not be a Jewish state? There are Catholic countries. There are Hindu Countries, There are Islamic countries. There are all sorts of theocracies out there. Pick one. Since I am an American Veteran and have been to 27 countries and seen how the other half lives, I will stay in America where hate mongers like you can spew that vile.

By the way I picked up a great missile defense shield at a garage sale. If you are interested let me know, the bidding starts at $500 million.

Answer 3

You're in luck, my friend! I just happen to have one, slightly used, Missile Defense System still in stock! It slices, it dices, and makes thousands of Julianne potatoes!

How much would you expect to pay for this modern marvel?
$50 Billion?........NO!
$25 Billion?........RIDICULOUS!!
$10 Billion?........OUTRAGEOUS!!

For this week ONLY, you can get this state of the art Missile Defense System by RONKO for the AMAZING LOW PRICE OF ONLY $199,500,000. (Less shipping and handling of $14,458.00 and other charges that may apply.)

Why, that's only 50 small monthly payments of just $3,990,000*.

That's a paltry sum, just pennies a day practically, when you consider it'll be used to protect a worthless, racist, small minded, uniformed scumbag like yourself.

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Answer 4

Your purely concerning the fortieth guy or woman to invite this question because of the fact that the former day. a rapid scroll by YA might desire to yield you thousands of solutions. As for me, scrapping a "safeguard" of doubtful skill designed to handle a hazard (Iran launching missiles at Poland) that's approximately as possibly as Santa Claus beginning off up with an Uzi on the mall feels like a valid militia and economic coverage.

Answer 5

You should try keeping a nuclear bomb in your house for protection. It is easier to buy and it works more effectively than the missile defense shield.

Answer 6

all you have to do is purchase Twinkies in bulk. They say that the only things to survive a nuclear holocaust would be Twinkies and cockroaches. If you have the Twinkies. . . I'm sure the cockroaches will be shortly behind. Maybe put them in your walls and I'm sure you will be fine.

Answer 7

I have seen some good ones at CVS pharmacy
You must drink plenty of water after you swallow it, and
you may develop hemorrhoids as a side effect

Answer 8

Maybe start by not hating people for their religious beliefs? That'd be a great start, buddy!

This world would be a far better place without religion

Answer 9

Save a few bucks. Wrap your head in aluminum foil for radar deflecting power.......

Answer 10

Unless you are a multi millionaire forget it, with today's missiles you have no chance. Just put your head between your knees and kiss your bum goodbye.