Clever Blonde
A man was on a flight to New York from LA. He was sitting next to a blonde lady. He decided to have some fun, so he asked the blonde to play a game. The game went like this: he would ask a question, and if she didn't know the answer, she would pay him $10, and visa versa.
The blonde refused, and tried to take a nap, but the man, instead of giving up, said "I'll pay you $100 for every question I don't know, and you can only pay me $10. Okay?" The blonde finally accepted.
The man asked: "Who is the leader of Russia?" The blonde promptly handed him a $10 bill. Then she asked: "What is black and white and runs up hills backwards?"
The man pondered on this for a while, then took out his laptop and proceeded to check all his references, email all his friends, and ask the question in chat rooms.
After an hour the man handed the blonde $100, then asked "What was it anyway?" The blonde handed him a $10 bill and chuckled.
2007-10-14 09:43:01 · 19 answers · asked by Blue-♥-Berry 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!! here's one right back at u
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with
nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?
The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff .. I was in the bar down
the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor
home with her. So I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt ... so I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants ... so I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says,
"Now go to town cowboy... ".
And here I am.
Son of a gun. Blond men do exist
2007-10-14 13:52:44 · answer #1 · answered by kinky_dreads 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10
2007-10-15 10:05:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good and the answer to whats running up a hill backwards is a little boy being chased by Michael Jackson.
2007-10-14 10:00:41 · answer #3 · answered by Puppet Dictator 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one. He could have said anything and got 10$. Smart blond =]
2007-10-14 09:47:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, that was the best joke I've heard in a while! That's the smartest blonde I've ever heard of!
2007-10-14 09:47:05 · answer #5 · answered by I Pity You Fool!™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!!! Excelent!! There are 2 blondes chatting, and one ask the different expensive, what's further, the moon or Australia? hi! -pronounced the different- are you able to make sure Australia from right here? Bye bye!
2016-10-22 10:01:06 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thas funny. it made me laff outloud and thas good b/c i dont really laff at funny stuff that much. on a scale of 1 to 5? i give it a 4.
2007-10-14 09:48:54 · answer #7 · answered by notcha_business09 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-14 13:07:37 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good clean joke.
I'm impressed when people don't have to fall back on the same trite formulas.
2007-10-14 12:48:11 · answer #9 · answered by JAGuzman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Blondy strikes back!
2007-10-14 12:35:23 · answer #10 · answered by Mako 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋