A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle with a genie. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish"
The man thought for a minute and said, "Well, I have always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm afraid to fly. I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii."
The genie was taken aback. "I can't do that; think about the pilings needed to hold up the highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement and steel and concrete that would be needed. I'm sorry, you will have to choose another wish."
The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, "I would like to be able to understand women."
The genie stared at him for a while, and said. "So, do you want two lanes or four?"
2007-10-14 07:26:15 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-10-14 09:44:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-14 07:37:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-14 12:29:22 · answer #3 · answered by mr gadget 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What is the ideal weight for a lawyer? A: Ten pounds - but that includes the urn. lol the one above is truly great! George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However, neither were particularly experienced balloonists, and Lenny's mind quickly drifted from navigation to thoughts of how clouds look like cuddly little bunny rabbits. Upon realizing that they were lost, George declared, "Lenny -- we are going to have to lose some altitude so we can figure out where we are." George lets some hot air out of the balloon, which slowly descended below the clouds, but he still couldn't tell where they were. Far below, they could see a man on the ground. George lowered the balloon, to ask the man their location. When they were low enough, George called down to the man, "Hey, can you tell us where we are?" The man on the ground yelled back, "You're in a balloon, about 100 feet up in the air." George called down to the man, "You must be a lawyer." "Gee, George," Lenny replied, "How can you tell?" George answered, "Because the advice he gave us is 100% accurate, and is completely useless". The man called back up to the balloon, "You must be a client." George yelled back, "Why do you say that?" "Well," the man replied, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You got into your predicament through a lack of planning, and could have avoided it by asking for help before you acted. You expect me to provide an instant remedy. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault." Does this have anything to do with he book Of Mice and Men?!? (like the characters!)
2016-05-22 11:52:40 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha
2007-10-14 07:37:17 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That genie sure gets around!
2007-10-14 11:08:42 · answer #6 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-14 12:37:06 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just smiled but the first time i heard i laughed a little.
2007-10-14 07:54:39 · answer #8 · answered by meganvs1221 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-14 07:33:16 · answer #9 · answered by sballstar2993 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-14 07:28:32 · answer #10 · answered by martys34uk 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋