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Wow...Not at all. Talk about polar opposites.

2007-10-14 06:44:44 · answer #1 · answered by bobbo342 7 · 0 1

Considering all of the failed prophecies, the fact that he led people to worship him instead of God (breaking commandments 1 & 2, instantly), some of his nicknames (morning star, etc...) and the fact that according to Judaism, God can have no form, and warned them about following people who claimed to be him or speak for him, but told them to do things against his law, created a place called Hell that had never existed before, and told people that the only way to get to God was through him (something the God of Judaism never said himself) ... I'd be hard pressed to come up with a convincing argument that he wasn't indeed, the Satan. God uses the Satan to test people all the time (as he did with Job). I don't see why this wouldn't be the case this time around.

Edit: Christians don't know the difference between the Devil and the Satan. They think they are the same thing.

Edit 2: Aussie, I almost completely agree with you, but then there's this small little problem with John 14:6. If this is someone else putting words in Jesus' mouth, then your argument is valid, but if these are indeed words spoken by Jesus, he is definitely steering people away from God... Judaism has no intermediaries, the first and second commandments make this clear.

2007-10-14 14:05:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, according to the Bible Jesus is part of the Trinity and the son of God. Where as Satan is a fallen angel named Lucifer.

2007-10-14 13:36:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

No, I haven't ever thought that 'Jesus' was Satan in drag, but I HAVE thought that maybe 'God' is the 'Devil' 50% of the time. !!!
How else do you explain all the millions of vile horrible things that happen on Earth??

If 'God' is SOOOOOOOOO all powerful then WHY DOESN'T HE/SHE DO A BETTER JOB OF PROTECTING HIS/HER "CHILDREN" ???

If 'he/she' were here among us there would be a massive Class Action court case against 'him/her' for Fraudulent Representation.

'JESUS' was a Jewish Rabbi and a something of a rebel against the Religious Establishment of his day, just the same way as the Episcopalian church in America has defied the rest of the Anglican World Congregation by ordaining an openly gay bishop.

'Jesus' NEVER intended his 'flock' to be led away from mainstream Judaism into something Greek in style and tradition. He always proclaimed himself to be sent to the Jews alone.
The traditions and style of the present Christian churches are based almost exclusively on the scattered letters of a Jewish Tax Collector from Tarsus in modern Turkey and the Greek social and religious habits of the time.
It is supposed that he underwent a conversion experience on the road from Damascus into Israel.
It was probably sun stroke which produced these hallucinations as he and his donkey rambled down the then 'Interstate Highway', which was, in fact, no more than a wide track.

SO ! Where does all this leave us ?
Is there a bonafide case to be brought against one historically famous Rabbi for acting on behalf of the 'Beelzebub Corporation' based at the 'Red Tail Tavern' down in Downtown Hell, which as we all know is a tax-free zone !!

DID this Rabbi strive to convert masses of Jews into Apostate Pseudo Greeks ???

I DON'T THINK SO !!!

There is NO historical record of 'Jesus' ever having said anything that could possibly lead Jews away from their ancestral religion into a new mish-mash of assorted beliefs and rituals taken from Pre Christian Roman Religions.

It was Saul of Tarsus (a.k.a. "Paul") that was driven by unlimited ambition to expand the fledgling groups of believers into the mainstream of Roman Society. To do this he deliberately took as many exclusively Jewish rituals out of the belief as possible so as to make it ridiculously easy for 'gentiles' to convert in droves.

So, maybe there IS a case for arguing that "paul" was really an agent of the 'devil' whose mission was to steer this new branch of Judaism out into the wilderness of superstition and credulity.
After 2000 years the Christian Churches have shown very little generosity of spirit and love for their fellow men.
So many wars and genocides have been carried out in the name of a Jewish Rabbi that it would be plausible to believe firmly that the 'devil' sits in the Vatican mulling over his next move to bring more pain and suffering into this world.
. . . . . "now what shall i burden them with ? Iknow ! NO CONTRACEPTION. Hundreds of millions of unwanted and unloved babies to suffer a miserable life."

Check out some of the photos that show the present Pope with a demonic look in his eyes. !!

Now let's go back to "Desperate Housewives" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

2007-10-14 14:09:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Raises hand sheepishly,,,I've had this idea,,the vast majority of the world deceived,by the grand deceiver,,

Most people do underestimate the power of Satan,,and it would explain so many things,,

2007-10-14 13:48:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

What did Jesus say to the Pharasees who accused Jesus that He did miracles by the power of baalezebub?

All sins is forgiven... but blasphemy of the Holy Spirit isn't forgiven today or tomorrow.

So? Are you trying to get someone(s) to blasphemy the Holy Spirit?

2007-10-14 13:38:41 · answer #6 · answered by LottaLou 7 · 0 2

Thats impossible. I HAVE, on the other hand, realised, it is NOT possible to prove that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is NOT Jesus' real father!

2007-10-14 13:36:28 · answer #7 · answered by Menon R 4 · 2 1

Why would Jesus cast out demons in people if he was on the demons side?

2007-10-14 13:36:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

NO, this is nonsense. Jesus would not go against Himself.

2007-10-14 13:51:15 · answer #9 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 0 1

No that thought has never crossed my mind, because that's nonsense.

2007-10-14 13:58:34 · answer #10 · answered by Gipsyfire 5 · 0 0

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