An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy.
The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.
2007-10-14 05:38:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-14 06:27:05 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was not very nice for the driver to compound the old ladies grief and his wifes grief by having them sit together on the bus to the pet cemetary. It is true that they had something in common, however it should have been minimized at such a time of grief as they took their ******* to the pet cemetary. Evidently all concerned will now have to get along without the support of their furry playmates.
There is nothing funny about it.
2007-10-14 12:50:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A teacher was wrapping up class and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family
member's death. One smart ***, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter.
After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."
2007-10-14 12:43:27 · answer #3 · answered by Tony 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey i liked your joke and ''Tony' told a good one too.
2007-10-14 12:47:55 · answer #4 · answered by skunk 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I get it but it's not that funny
2007-10-14 12:42:42 · answer #5 · answered by 94Phenom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the worst part of eating a hairless p***y?
You have to put the daiper back on when you're done.
2007-10-14 12:57:42 · answer #6 · answered by Royfan 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Is that a self humiliation? m not sure if i got it right =)
2007-10-14 12:50:18 · answer #7 · answered by poisonivy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it but its not funny, maybe you should stop false advertising.
2007-10-14 13:43:56 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think it's funny
2007-10-14 13:29:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u are gross not funny
2007-10-14 12:44:16 · answer #10 · answered by gymnastics lover 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋