The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge. The brunette turns to the blonde and says, " I bet you £50 the man is going to jump." The blonde replies, "Okay you're on." Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette £50. The brunette says, "I can't accept this money. I watched the 5 o'clock news and saw the man jump then." "No, you have to take it," says the blonde. "I watched the 5 o'clock news too, but I didn't think he would do it again."
2007-10-14 04:54:41 · 16 answers · asked by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
vampire duck, no i don't mind
share the laughter
2007-10-14 06:08:50 · update #1
that was good!
would you mind if i used it in my joke blog??
http://jokeavenue.blogspot.com
Edit: thanks! ur the best. check out my joke blog when you have the time.
2007-10-14 05:59:26 · answer #1 · answered by Vampire Duck 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-05-22 10:22:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol !!! u c Chucky ur sweet ! Look what your jokes do for others!! How " Vampire Duck " enjoyed it so much , that he/she put it on their " blog !" I always enjoy ur jokes!!
2007-10-14 10:00:33 · answer #3 · answered by ~♥ Hazey Pazey ♥~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
omg i love you chucky!!
always can count on you for a laugh
2007-10-14 05:03:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hehe good one chucky!!
2007-10-14 04:57:49 · answer #5 · answered by EM 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-10-14 05:25:05 · answer #6 · answered by hello world 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that`s funny
2007-10-14 05:53:10 · answer #7 · answered by katana b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
chuck, you never fail to make me smile
2007-10-14 05:45:47 · answer #8 · answered by Stace! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
did you push him Chucky?
2007-10-14 05:00:19 · answer #9 · answered by David L 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very funny chucky! i love it! i give you star! *!
2007-10-14 05:24:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋