I'm not sure, but I think that I may have done this Friday night. He looked totally hot and was totally awesome but then when morning came, he looked like hell. And talk about bad breath! What was I thinking? Then he showed me a tat of 666 on his hiney. I kicked him out, shook my Bible at him and told him to "get thee away from me in the name of Jesus". He seemed really scared by that and left. I think I just encounted the Anti-Christ. Now how do I get back right with God after that experience? Am I tainted for life?
2007-10-14 04:34:54 · 20 answers · asked by Ask Donna 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You may have the spawn of Satan, better start at the clinic.
2007-10-14 04:38:16 · answer #1 · answered by Gyspy Soul 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Is that the wafer which you eat? i assume he selections it up, dusts it off and keeps the ritual as universal. If that's blessed, then dropping it on the floor won't unbless it. in spite of everything, interior the bible it says it relatively is not any longer what passes interior the process the mouth and out the gut that makes you unclean, yet what comes out of the mouth. So even whether that's slightly grimy, i think of you may nevertheless be pondering it relatively is holy, blessed state and nevertheless eat it.
2016-10-06 22:08:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everyone looks like crap the next morning especially after you've been drinking. Besides, you can't "accidentally" sleep with anyone. Now you can sleep with someone and not know who they really are. Maybe you should be more knowledgeable about who you sleep with.
2007-10-14 04:39:59 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You were never right with God in the first place. That's obvious from your other questions.
This is all just a joke to you.
Be careful of STD's if you're going to continue to sleep with anyone and everyone you meet.
The guy was probably scared that he got a disease from you and went to the nearest clinic for help.
2007-10-14 04:38:52 · answer #4 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
That's what happens when you drink too much!
Call the National Enquirer now! You've got one hell of a story.
2007-10-14 05:32:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hope that Hell has a dry heat.
And to think that some people will believe that you slept with the Anti-Christ.
2007-10-14 04:42:20 · answer #6 · answered by S K 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
WELL MAYBE THE REASON HE LOOKED LIKE HELL IS BECAUSE YOU TWO HAD A WILD NIGHT OF PASSION AND THE THING WITH YOU SHAKING THE BIBLE AT HIM AND TELLING HIM TO GET AWAY MIGHT HAVE LEAD HIM TO BELIEVE YOU ARE CRAZY. HE MOST LIKELY WAS THINKING DAMMM THIS CHICK IS CRAZY I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE LOL
2007-10-14 11:04:02 · answer #7 · answered by mindy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you use protection? If you didn't, you are probably going to give birth to a devil child. I'm not a theologion, but I think this would be one of the only situations where the church would support abortion. Abort I say, Abort!
2007-10-14 04:38:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Sorry babe, I was kidding honest, and that tat' was a sticker - phone me and I'll make it up to you! We can go down to this lake I know, it's real warm and there're loads of people down there who'll take your mind of all that religious nonsense...erm I mean who like this life too, ya' know?
2007-10-14 04:41:08 · answer #9 · answered by bulletproofmoth 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Morning After Exorcism. My friends use it all the time.
2007-10-14 11:11:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nice try, and that wouldn't happen. You are the wrong gender! Daniel 11:37....
2007-10-14 04:42:56 · answer #11 · answered by ShadowCat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋