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I can show you the lies of evolution.
I can testify to the beauty of creation.
I can tell you that Jesus loves you.
I can answer all your questions regarding faith.



God Bless!!

2007-10-13 21:12:18 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I can answer all your questions with the answer God did it.

God Bless! =)

2007-10-13 21:20:46 · update #1

I studied the Bible my entire life so I'm far more educated in my field than any Ph.D. scientist is in theirs.


God Bless!

2007-10-13 21:23:56 · update #2

I received my Ph.D. in a private and distinguished university in Kansas.

2007-10-13 21:30:11 · update #3

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Why is it that schools give you A's only if you can master thinking like someone else? And subject you to low grades if you can think for yourself?
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Added: When you say god did it? what do you think when the bible says.."Satan will be called god of this earth" "He will be the only one being called god"

Added again:
How do you justify a christian knowing god when the bible warns..."do no pray out in the open as the hypocrites do" when all do it... doesn't that mean they are all hypocrites?

2007-10-13 21:15:47 · answer #1 · answered by Gyspy 4 · 6 1

As a Christian i could desire to show out that it happens on the two sides of the communicate. i'm uncertain why people act like this. My superb wager could be that some atheist and a few Christians look greater inquisitive approximately putting the different team down than with undemanding debate. additionally, the YA ingredient enters in. Too few questions anymore are people in seek of undemanding counsel. maximum are people giving there evaluations. In some tactics, it has grow to be a "communicate team". yet your question is valid. I certainly have puzzled myself why those questions are asked. Why might a Christian have self assurance that they could say something over a communicate board like this that would substitute the opinion of an atheist? it relatively is embarrassing to me as a Christian. regrettably they often come off as condescending which makes issues even worse. I do ask for forgiveness for this habit in my brothers and sisters. they have a lot transforming into to do, as have I, previously they grow to be mature Christians. Pastor John

2016-11-08 06:34:50 · answer #2 · answered by cauley 4 · 0 0

Self accreditation is entirely worthless.

I have real PhD accreditation from one of the world's top 5 universities, and I can show you that evolution is well proven and true, the bible is filled with untruths, errors and inconsistencies (I too have read it many times so by your standards I have a PhD in the bible too, and I am ordained), can demonstrate that creation is often not beautiful and that anyway beauty is emotionally subjective and proves nothing, can show that by all accounts Jesus merely demonstrates indifference to you (if he existed at all) - words are cheap after all.

2007-10-13 21:29:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Yes, I have a queston for you. In order to get a degree in "Faithology" (whatever that might be-did you get it from a cereal box?) you must presumably have to be a believer. So how does an atheist get a similar degree, ie does the same establishment you studied at offer a degree in Secularity or something similar? Or did you get your "PhD" at some brainwashing institution such as the Church of Scientology?

You might have a PhD, but you're still a cretin.

2007-10-13 21:23:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Doctor of Theology?
Doctor of Biblical Studies?
Christian Apologetics?
What?

Or is it the Piled Higher and Deeper Ph. D. ?

Mark

2007-10-14 00:22:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A PhD in Faithology from an unnamed university in where? Kansas. What is a Faithologist? Sorry you are a JOKE!

2007-10-13 21:57:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I think I saw an oxymoron in there... And the fact that you've studied the bible your entire life says a lot btw...

BUT!.. my questions..

Do you think that what you believe is the absolute truth?
IF so, would you bet your mother's life on it?
Were you raise with a faith practiced in your home?

Thanks! God Bless YOU baby!! Where do we pick up our answers?

2007-10-13 21:43:23 · answer #7 · answered by srsly 5 · 1 2

Hysterical! Okay, explain the evolution of our solar system and how it took over 4 billion years for Earth to become able to support life and how all life has evolved from that time and how most of the life that has ever lived has become extinct through natural selection.

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2007-10-13 21:17:24 · answer #8 · answered by AuroraDawn 7 · 3 0

No you can't. Just because religion makes up fake colleges and hands out fake diplomas doesn't make any of it true.
Next thing you know you will be hosting a kool-aid party in Jones Town.

2007-10-13 21:18:29 · answer #9 · answered by suigeneris-impetus 6 · 4 0

Well, you must so well versed in the faith that you don't need to attend church..."doctor", are you aware that it's 3:30AM on a SUNDAY morning....your fellow faithologists will be expecting you at 10:00AM sharp, bright-eyed and bushy tailed.

2007-10-13 21:31:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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