2007-10-13 19:52:28 · 19 answers · asked by Jack 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
You are just asking for Sheryl Crow to kick your butt aren't you?
One square, mate one square. If you over use TP how is she suppose to continue having her carbon heavy concerts.
if you keep this up Al gore might have to eliminate one of the 6000 watt lights he has illuminating his noble peace prize in order to save the planet
Try dragging your butt across the lawn like my dog does after a healthy dump. It seems to work for him
2007-10-13 20:01:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Dang I bet you have to call a plumber all the time or you have a really good plunger!! How often do you use the bathroom? Me and my husband don't use that much in one day and that's two people! Maybe you are rolling too much off at each visit?
My cousin is awefulabout wasting toilet paper. She is a lot younger than me and I always have to give her a toilet paper speech about using too much paper when she visits. She will wipe us out of toilet paper in 2 days if we let her. Use less, and if you know you don't use a lot at all, go get checked for worms....cause something is up!
2007-10-14 03:19:24 · answer #2 · answered by Mrs. CT 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is one thing I hate, when I grab for some toilet paper,
someone has left only two or three squares of paper on the roll. Why can't they put out a new roll?
2007-10-14 02:57:31 · answer #3 · answered by nexteltom17 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You alone, or your household?
If it's you alone, then ... "Good Grief George, stop eating fruit with chilli chasers!" OR "24-squares per wipe is excessive!"
If you're living with other people, then do what I've done .. the pathetically small towel rail in the bathroom has become a fab 6-roll toilet paper holder. No chance of an "Oh My God, there's no paper!" experience, unless you're particularly lazy or a 'danger-junky'!
2007-10-14 03:17:34 · answer #4 · answered by Chencha 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you must own some shares in the toilet paper stocks
2007-10-14 03:02:03 · answer #5 · answered by seijee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit OCD, huh? Get some therapy before this turns into something serious.
2007-10-14 03:31:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh the feel of cottony soft velvety toilet paper on my arsh. ooohhh
2007-10-14 03:51:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, my name is George too!
Hey again, did you know, in comunist countrys they used newspapers,
"edit"": I mean for toilet paper,
2007-10-14 02:58:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't think that's the kind of paper you're supposed to use for smoking.
2007-10-14 02:57:05 · answer #9 · answered by Don't Try This At Home 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Take up folding. I'm a folder. My mother was a folder. Once I had a sister.. she was a scruncher.. and that would never do.
2007-10-14 03:15:16 · answer #10 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋