2007-10-13 19:21:18 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
I know the real answer to the question, everybody has got it wrong. It's actually a Trick question.
The real answer:
They are the same Person.
2007-10-13 19:53:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris, he bore him to death with an info mercial first on his latest exercise machine and while GOD was bored and sleeping from watching it Chuck would round house him and growl like a Lion and take over hee hee..lol
Just joshing.. I like Chuck hes a good man in real life. I never met god so not sure what he is really like, only know what others have said if you know what i mean lol.
funny question lol
2007-10-14 13:55:36 · answer #2 · answered by Legend Gates Shotokan Karate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is likely to win. It's God who makes the spirit of Norris, and God in His own form may very well be defeated as He always wants the experiences. God may wish to taste the experience of defeat and to add spices to our lives by raising the extent of disbelief in His power.
2007-10-13 20:28:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is fast as lightning, but God makes lightning. God has the advantage.
So, yes, probably eat popcorn, and laugh at Jackie Chan movies. Yes, I borrowed that from another poster. It's good!!
2007-10-13 23:10:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. Which rules? I hear God has a pretty good ground game, so if it's UFC rules, Chuck might loose. But in his prime, full-contact Karate, Chuck was unbeatable....... roflmao... I just pictured Norris fighting Krishna like FP said below.
2007-10-14 09:41:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like someone up there posted, Chuck Norris is God. So if there's anyone who can beat Chuck it would be himself : P
2007-10-14 02:28:02 · answer #6 · answered by Shienaran 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Let's just say that after 2000+ years, Jesus would have to deal with the pressures of being an orphan.
On the other hand, March 10th (Chuck's birthday) will be declared a new holiday worldwide: Chuckmas.
2007-10-15 08:16:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, God definitely. Chuckie may think when he's Kung Fu fighting he's fast as lightning, but God's got that all wrapped up. I sure wouldn't wanna mess with that lightning. Yeah, I know I'm being a smart ***! And I know Chuckie baby is into Karate and not Kung Fu (forgive me Grasshopper and Master Po) But you let me know who wins please? Because mere mortal that I am I only have a belt in Tae Kwon Do. And it would never ever occur to me to think I could take on God with some little brown belt somebody awarded me, unless it was from God himself, then.....well, I believe they call that Christianity. And by the power of Christ I have all the power I need.
2007-10-13 19:41:50 · answer #8 · answered by mhiaa 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God doesent fight so chuck norris...
2007-10-14 06:45:35 · answer #9 · answered by all up in flames 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is the stupidest question ever i cant believe you would even ask that we all no it would be chuck norris chuck norris can do anything hahaha
nah god
2007-10-13 19:43:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear
2007-10-13 19:30:33 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋