2007-10-13 16:49:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ever heard the playground rhyme "First Is The Worst, Second Is The Best!" ? Well that rhyme WAS written with a # 2 pencil.
Little known fact. ;-)
2007-10-13 17:13:30 · answer #1 · answered by I Am The Great Time Waster!! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's his name
2007-10-14 00:04:37 · answer #2 · answered by Top Contributor 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because after he offed the #1 pencil, pencils that hated him wouldn't declare him #1 out of spite and respect for the deceased #1.
2007-10-13 23:57:26 · answer #3 · answered by retrodragonfly 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because the #1's are all used by the government in top secret installations.
2007-10-14 00:24:00 · answer #4 · answered by Zombie Princess, (2012) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think its the hard ness of the lead or something, my dad knows, he likes pencils
if you try to take a standardized test, you have to bring two of em #2, otherwise the score is messed up whenthe computer reads it
my nephew missed one question on the SAT test, maybe he used a #1 or something
2007-10-14 00:18:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-14 01:07:42 · answer #6 · answered by jackalanhyde 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep good question- how about these...
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2007-10-14 05:32:55 · answer #7 · answered by admiredi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm still stuck on why drive-thru ATM's have braille numbering?!
2007-10-14 03:30:30 · answer #8 · answered by nytebreid 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha, funny. star for you. hehehe, cant stop laughin. i know im supposed to say something clever, but nothing comes to mind. oh darn, i got nothin!
2007-10-14 01:35:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me get to the point.You need to sharpen your skills.
Please don't erase this.
2007-10-15 00:47:14 · answer #10 · answered by Kenny E 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋