All of us believers will be sitting pretty in Valhalla with its 540 doors and nightly feasts of boar and alcohol. You poor atheists will have to go to Hel and fight on the losing side during the Ragnarok.
2007-10-13 16:33:03 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL I doubt I'll be in Vahalla. I don't know where I'm going but I don't see my dying in battle or for battle. Odin loves me anyhow. :P Hehe
Haha I just read the answers. This is great. No one has any idea what they are even ranting about except like three people! Hahaha
2007-10-13 17:11:51 · answer #1 · answered by ~Heathen Princess~ 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
If there are no toilets to flush in your "valhalla" motels, then where do you expect me to throw up when I'm done worshiping? If this isn't an Em Adjineri question, then I'm gunna get the spins trying all 540 doors to the refrigerators of holy beverages. You are a very cruel task master and I will coat your carpet with my worship.
2007-10-13 17:30:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
In Valhalla, the Valkyries like to take the dead and weave their guts on a loom...while singing about it.
As for the Ragnarok, Sylvester McCoy as the 7th Doctor made merry with their stoic a$$es and killed them with humour.
So, are you Mr. Wednesday's ehrr...'friend,' or something?
2007-10-13 17:38:30 · answer #3 · answered by beztvarny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK Hel was one of Loki's children in Norse Mythology, Ragnarok has happened and the new gods led by a resurrected Balder now hold sway. Perhaps knowing more of where you are hoping to end up may help. My place is already booked.
2007-10-13 16:39:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I don't wanna go to Hel, how many warriors must i slay before gaining access to the hall of heroes in the Valhalla(btw can i get a sexy valkyrie?)?
2007-10-13 16:37:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure Odin is welcoming to those who don't believe in any god... but those who believe in another god, and deny any other will certainly drink goat urine forever in Hel.
2007-10-14 03:24:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
right. Too bad there is no insurance for oneself. Only real world life insurance policies to help out your family after you die.
2016-05-22 07:50:21 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Atheist can no more realize he/she is going to Hell than a believer can understand that there is no God.
2007-10-13 16:57:48 · answer #8 · answered by Bye for now... 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Seeing is believing and I haven't seen God yet, but I'll keep the porch light on for him just in case.
2007-10-13 16:50:56 · answer #9 · answered by CLM 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm not an atheist at all...I prefer the term(s): existential agnostic theist. Spread the news...
2007-10-13 17:01:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋