Amazing jokes! I wouldn't mind a star...?

Question

Fidel Castro, George Bush and The Prime Minister of Japan where traveling on a boat driven by a black man.

All the sudden the driver swerves to the right and completly wets Bush's Nike shoes, so he takes them off and throws'em to the water. So Fidel and the japanese guy say ''WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!'' and Bush goes like... ''Don't worry, there's plenty of Nike shoes in my country!''

After 10 minutes, the driver suddenly swerves to the left and wets the Japanese's Casio watch, so he throws it into the sea. Bush and Castro desperately ask him: ''WHY DID YOU DO THAT!'', and he said '' Don't worry, in my country there's plenty of those''

After an hour, the driver swerves again, this time he completely wets Fidel Castro. So Castro grabs the black man, throws into the sea and tells them '' Don't worry, in my country there's plenty!''

(that was not a racist joke, by the way)

George Bush was walking along the street and all the suden he saw a little kid eating grass. So he asked him, ‘’why are you eating grass’’? – ‘’Because my family is so poor that cannot afford more than one meal a day’’. So Bush thought to himself that that couldn’t happen and said ‘’well you know, you’re gonna stop eating here and you’re gonna come with me, you’re gonna eat at the presidential house!’’. The boy couldn’t believe his ears and didn’t hesitate in asking him if his brother could go too, Bush said ‘’Of course, bring your daddy and your mommy too!’’ Then the kid asked if his cousins could go too. Bush said that of course! Then the kid asked if his neighbors could go too, and Bush answered ‘’YOU KNOW WHAT, bring your whole block! Because the gardener has been sick the last week and there is plenty of grass!!!’’

The first joke is not agains black people, its agains Castro! Please don't get offended or get me wrong!

Answer 1

LOL

good one...

hey, keep em coming dude

*STAR*

~peace~

Answer 2

Haw haw! Funny, although I must say I've not noticed many blacks when I was in Cuba (I have been there 4 or 5 times), most Cubans are Latino.

Answer 3

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Answer 4

First one was on the border line of racist, but it was funny and the second one was HILARIOUS so you'll get a star from me.

Answer 5

First one not funny. Second one Hilarious!

Answer 6

I didn't like the first one, the second one was good though.

Answer 7

I like first one but both of them can be funny

Answer 8

No offence. I thought both pretty funny.
Here's one in return:
What's the difference between a suburban fairy tale and a fairy tale from the 'hood?
A suburban fairy tale begins. "Once upon a time..."
A fairy tale from the 'hood begins, "You ain't gonna believe dis sh!t..."

Answer 9

the first one to me was borderline racial it did not offend me but be careful you know how people could surely take that anywhoo the second one was absolute hilarity!...lol...ha...ha

Answer 10

just like GW Bush... to turn all those ppl onto grass....

His style of "lawn forcement" :p