2007-10-13 16:23:32 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
hot, sweaty, passionate sex.
or some hot cocoa. =)
2007-10-13 16:26:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anachronism 6 · 10⤊ 4⤋
Only God's love can thaw a frozen soul.How about a poem?
Poem by Russell Kelfer --
You are who you are for a reason.
You're part of an intricate plan.
You're a precious and perfect unique design,
Called God's special woman or man.
You look like you look for a reason.
Our God made no mistake.
He knit you together within the womb,
You're just what he wanted to make.
The parents you had were the ones he chose,
And no matter how you may feel,
They were custom-designed with God's plan in mind,
And they bear the Master's seal.
No, that trauma you faced was not easy
And God wept that it hurt you so;
But it was allowed to shape your heart
So that into his likeness you'd grow.
You are who you are for a reason,
You've been formed by the Master's rod.
You are who you are, beloved.
Because there is a God!
2007-10-14 23:12:27 · answer #2 · answered by shellyangelwolf 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
First plaice it between two dabs of lemonsole, pour some warm codliver oil over it, and mullet for a few minutes. Then hake it a low oven for 15 minutas ( local fish speciality DR ) and remove it, using a red snapper, and move it to the brill for five more minutas to nurse shark it to perfection.
Cod moves in mysterious ways. :-)))
{{{{{{{So Long and Thanks for All the Cosmic Fish}}}}}}}
2007-10-13 16:45:20 · answer #3 · answered by cosmicvoyager 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh ick, I don't like fish. I'd rather thaw a frozen bagel.
2007-10-13 16:31:40 · answer #4 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Show the soul that it is hanging by a mere hair over the pit of eternal hellfire, and that it is God's mere will that the soul continues to breath another moment.
2007-10-13 16:30:39 · answer #5 · answered by dooltaz 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
If you are talking about your own soul, educating yourself. Souls of others, there is nothing that can be done.
2007-10-14 03:54:37 · answer #6 · answered by MoPleasure4U 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put it in the microwave for 30 seconds, blast at medium heat, be careful it doesn't crack. Some microwave manufactures do not cover replacement of parts damaged by flying souls. Check your manual.
2007-10-13 16:27:53 · answer #7 · answered by Goldengirl 4 · 5⤊ 3⤋
Hit it several times very hard with a bible.
just kiddin'
Microwave on low for 2 hours.
Whatever you do though, never don't marinade with boar and wine..
2007-10-13 22:31:02 · answer #8 · answered by srsly 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Microwave it on low for 2 and 1/2 minutes.
2007-10-13 16:27:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 3⤋
An electric dipstick or a hose heater. You don't want to crack the block by thawing it too fast.
2007-10-13 16:28:32 · answer #10 · answered by skepsis 7 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Very carefully
and
slowly.
2007-10-14 07:34:30 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋