I really can't stand christians, aren't you glad we have another option?--I'd rather be forced to gnaw off my own genitals for all eternity than have to take the chance of having to talk to them--and those of us destined for hell get all the hookers and chocolate--don't you feel sorry for those poor sterilized, half starved losers who are going up there? With no beer? No weed? no Advil for the headaches they will suffer when Goddikins finally tries to make them READ the Bahh Bull?
2007-10-13 15:34:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
From what I can tell reading the questions of Christians here, the fear of hell is the only thing holding many of them back from being sociopaths, so I guess it's good they believe in it.
2007-10-13 15:44:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes, thank The Cat in the TFH for hell, it sounds like a lot more fun. I'd rather be stabbed in the eye with a hot barbed ice pick than to give a Christian the opportunity to proselytize me.
2007-10-13 23:01:11 · answer #2 · answered by dreamer - VT-AM 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I feel sorry that you are ate up with it. If you are not a Christian(obviously) then you wouldn't even believe in hell. Look at it this way, I would rather believe in God, Heaven, and hell because when its all over with, if my beliefs are wrong, I have lost nothing but drugs and alcohol, but if my beliefs are correct then where does that leave you?Next time ask a question that makes some kind of sense, you sound like you just hit the pipe.
2007-10-13 22:52:46 · answer #3 · answered by Jen 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
don't miss taco night in hell, and remember, even though every thing here in hell tastes just like chicken, we have an endless variety of dipping sauces for your pleasure
2007-10-13 22:47:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
OUCH! Funny but OUCH!
2007-10-13 22:45:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you will wish that all the pain you ever felt was something as minor as having your genitals knawed on...even the Rich man said please send lazerth that he may dip his finger in water so the I may cool my toung....I promice that if you dont change your beliefs that more that your n*tt hairs will be singed in Hell
2007-10-13 22:43:51 · answer #6 · answered by ღOMGღ 7 · 1⤊ 6⤋
DEWD!
That's all I can say.
Dewd.
=)
2007-10-13 22:40:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
NAW! They get what they deserve...NO FUN!!! ; )
2007-10-13 22:41:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
...LOL...my side is starting to hurt...
2007-10-13 22:39:31 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Meme ♥ 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋