Crackerjack went fishing one very hot day and desperately wanted to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn't bring his swimming trunks, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water.
After some delightful minutes of col swimming, he was getting out of the water, when he noticed two old ladies walking near the waters edge, in his direction. Jack panicked and grabbed a bucket lying in the sand nearby. He held the bucket in front of his private parts and sighed with relief.
The ladies got nearby and looked at him. He felt awkward and wanted to move. Then one of the ladies said: "You know, I have a special gift. I can read minds."
"Impossible," said embarrassed Jack. "You really know what I think?"
"Yes," the lady replied. "Right now, I bet you think that the bucket you're holding has a bottom."
2007-10-13
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