A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, boozing, golfing, fishing and playing cards with my mates whenever I want!!" Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?"
His new bride replies, "No, that's find with me. But, just understand that there'll be s*x here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not!"
2007-10-13 13:49:40 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Where does she live?
I don't start work till 7-30 pm.!
2007-10-16 02:48:53 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, hahahahaha. jogs my memory of - yet another yuppie who wanted to visit the country to stay. Off he went and located an suitable area, numerous land to construct a great domicile, with room for tennis courts, swimming pool and a paddock for the horse. It basically remained for him to pursuade the interior of sight farmer to sell him some land. Negotiations began. The yuppie, thinking he became speaking to an entire yokel with in basic terms 0.5 a strategies cellular, presented some funds, hoping the farmer might snap up his beneficiant furnish. Farmer - basically how plenty have you ever to spend? Yuppie - between £10,000 and £15,000, in funds. in case you like, i can convey it over to you on the instant. Farmer - Why no longer? and placed across a wheel barrow with you too. Yuppie - Why might I convey a wheel barrow? Farmer - so which you will take domicile the land you pick to purchase for £15,000. no longer certainly one of those yokel .... is he?
2016-10-20 07:10:36 · answer #2 · answered by predmore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will be across the street at seven every night just in case he doesn't show up.
2007-10-13 14:02:14 · answer #3 · answered by BIG FRIENDLY 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO Another great joke from the Mistress of Mirth
2007-10-14 16:15:07 · answer #4 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
every night at 7?
all those other activities would be out the window if i got that sort of offer
2007-10-14 05:02:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, you & me share the old ones (& sometimes the good ones) LOL!
Nice to see you here again.
Hope you are well..
2007-10-13 14:19:59 · answer #6 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with the first part, not so sure about the second part. lol
2007-10-13 14:11:09 · answer #7 · answered by barnowl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good come-back! I like that one!
2007-10-13 14:02:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahhahahahaaaaa, well i'm loving this one honey lol.
2007-10-13 14:50:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...we know who's going to wear the trousers in that house.
2007-10-13 13:54:24 · answer #10 · answered by Crackerjack 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋