A blonde was driving down an old country road when she spotted a blonde rowing a boat in a in a wheat field. She pulled over to the side of the road and stopped the car. Staring in disbelief she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while. When she could not stand it any more she called out to the blonde in the field.
"Why are you rowing a boat in the middle of the field?"
The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, "Because it is an ocean of wheat."
The blonde standing on the side of the road is furious.
She yells at the blonde in the field. "It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name."
The blonde in the field just shrugged her shoulders and began rowing again.
The blonde on the side of the road was beside herself and shook her fist at the blonde in the field then yelled, "If I could swim I would come out there and kick your fanny."
2007-10-13 13:12:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is a funny one..................to tell on partys...................!!!!!!!!!!
2007-10-15 02:34:51 · answer #1 · answered by night_age_germany 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The blonde on the side of the road should just have waited for the blonde in the boat to finish rowing then kick her fanny!Duh!!!!!!
2007-10-13 21:09:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The blonde on the road comes off as the smart one, yet, she'll something as stupid as, "If I could swim I would come out there and kick your fanny."
LMAO. That's rich. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
2007-10-13 13:45:14 · answer #3 · answered by Sharon Newman (YR) Must Die 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats one of my favorite blonde jokes as soon as i read the title blonde in a boat i knew what it was...ill give you a star
2016-05-22 07:16:37 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha.. Thank goodness for having blondes in the world, otherwise the world would be rather dull.
2007-10-14 16:42:22 · answer #5 · answered by hotbodfun 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-13 13:21:43 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
2007-10-13 14:46:49 · answer #7 · answered by Pustic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one. My brother will love this one!
2007-10-15 06:50:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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typical blondes if you ask me but l love them !
2007-10-13 13:35:13 · answer #9 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! Nothing like two dumb blondes!
2007-10-13 13:32:03 · answer #10 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
husband is going to use this. i am a dumb blonde i would have done the same thing lol, i loved it. lmao. thanks. lol lol lol lol
2007-10-13 14:14:23 · answer #11 · answered by KARMA IS IT THOU? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋